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hilarious convo
« on: August 17, 2011, 05:16:31 PM »
Participants:
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Jax/Kitty/LG, Jay

Messages:
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Jay: while i go and pray mate
Jay: and eat dinner
Jay: giv me about 30 mins to 1 hour
Jay: and i will tell u on here
Jay: cool?
Jax/Kitty/LG: K but I'm on my blackberry so if I don't reply right away that's why
Jay: ah ok mate
Jay: cya u a bit
Jax/Kitty/LG: Later
Jay: Hey mate
Jay: Back
Jay: U there?
Jax/Kitty/LG: Yeah I am
Jay: Cool
Jay: So we ready to talk?
Jay: :)
Jax/Kitty/LG: Sure
Jax/Kitty/LG: Or type, as it were. What's your idea?
Jay: Ok bare with me
Jay: I would like to pass on a huge interesting offer to yourself and FFW Owner.

About My 5 Year + E-fed

I own a 5 year E-fed called Total Wrestling Entertainment TWE
http://sveltesse.proboards.com

We are a well known E-fed on the proboards network and we have over 550+ members with a high rankin post on the forum. We cover wrestling news and spoilers and graphics.

Jay: TWE has 2 show:

- Enigma - Promo based
- Showdown - Promo Based

My Offer & what it includes:

-A HUGE merger with TWE.

-Unleashed & FFW's founder/Owner will be Admin/Owner on TWE along with me.

-Myself and You and FFW (will co-run TWE ;) ).
Jay: -You & FFW will have move to TWE as soon when you agree to this offer.

-You & FFW Staff will keep their staff positions on TWE! E.g Admins will still be admins, mods will still be mods etc.

-A Merged Unleasged & FFW + TWE Will become a huge driving force in the E-fed world today!!
Jay: -You & FFW will live on in TWE and the history will be part of TWE so you don't need to worry about Unleashed or FFW or its history diying out!

-FFW & Yourself will have a great ownership and a huge percentage of TWE and will be part of the TWE Family!

-You & FFW will be part of a very friendly, well reconized Proboards site along with an experience Owner (myself) who knows exactly how to run an
Jay: -You & FFW will move over because not only is TWE on all Top sites and Huge Affiliates sites aswell as RoughKurts./E-fed Knights but also we have alot of stats with over 550+ members and over 25,500+ total forum posts, it makes it easier and simpler for FFW & Unleashed members to move over.

-If You & FFW join & merge with TWE it would bring star power not just to TWE but also to Unleashed & FFW a
Jay: Basiclly I would like yourself and FFW owner to be owners and merge to my 5 year Fed
Jay: I can promise you big things! :)
Jay: We allow both Real & CAW Wrestlers
Jay: We have awesome graphics
Jay: Great OOC
Jay: At this stage
Jay: I aint looking for a yes or no answer
Jay: Just think it through
Jay: :)
Jay: I am a very friendly person and easy to be around
Jay: I dont have faveriotes and its always about the members
Jay: if they happy, we all r happy
Jay: I know FFW is an all diva fed too
Jay: that why I would offer them a diva brand
Jay: and as we already have a diva brand it would be perfect
Jay: You still there mate?
Jax/Kitty/LG: No.
Jay: huh?
Jax/Kitty/LG: Unleashed is not an efed. It is a fight club concept
Jay: no ur not there?
Jay: Well we could make a fight club no problem
Jay: what ever your needs :)
Jax/Kitty/LG: How long has your fed been running?
Jay: it would just be on a bigger platform
Jay: it will be 5 years next month
Jax/Kitty/LG: So why do you need to merge?
Jay: There is no reason
Jay: I have no motive
Jay: i dunno if it would make sense to say "just good business"
Jay: but yeah it would help out Unleashed and FFW alot
Jax/Kitty/LG: Why would I want to merge with a proboards fed when I own my own hosting?
Jax/Kitty/LG: And how does either place need "help"?
Jay: thats your own hosting?
Jax/Kitty/LG: Yes it is
Jax/Kitty/LG: And FFW also owns their hosting
Jay: Hmmm
Jay: i should have said it would help out more then just help
Jax/Kitty/LG: FFW has more than 40 active rpers right now. And none would want to be in a "diva" division
Jay: can you move the hosting?
Jax/Kitty/LG: Why would I want to?
Jay: We allow females to compete against males
Jay: but on one brand
Jay: Am just saying
Jay: could u?
Jax/Kitty/LG: No. I would not move it to hacker and spambot proboards
Jax/Kitty/LG: Unleashed is heading towards its 3rd year in being open
Jay: hacker and spambot???
Jay: :S
Jay: I can assure you there are no spambots and hackers on my proboards
Jax/Kitty/LG: And if I, as the FFW champion, wanted to compete against "males" I would go to another fed
Jay: as I have had this proboards site for almost 5 years next month
Jax/Kitty/LG: 550 rpers?
Jay: No
Jay: We have 2 shows
Jax/Kitty/LG: Yeah, more like 550 accounts on your site that are mostly trolls
Jax/Kitty/LG: Ffw has 3 shows
Jay: 1 is Enigma (females compete against males)
Jay: we had 4 shows
Jay: so
Jax/Kitty/LG: I want to know where you got my msn email from
Jay: 1 is Showdown (normal)
Jay: its quality not quantity
Jay: Well does it matter as you obviously are not interested
Jay: so thanks anyway
Jax/Kitty/LG: Real wrestlers is a joke
Jay: good luck with ur fed
Jay: We allow that option
Jax/Kitty/LG: No I want to know where you got my info
Jay: most of our members are CAW 85%
Jax/Kitty/LG: That's nice. Going to answer my question?
Jay: prob got it from a fed
Jay: while bak
Jay: CWC
Jay: thats it
Jax/Kitty/LG: I'm the cwc tag champ
Jay: Oh sweet!



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Re: hilarious convo
« Reply #1 on: August 17, 2011, 10:02:50 PM »
First Carter, now this... LOL.

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Re: hilarious convo
« Reply #2 on: August 17, 2011, 10:37:39 PM »
Our technology and writing skills are superior. Resistance is futile. They are Borg. We will be assimilated.

BWAHAHAHAHA!



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Re: hilarious convo
« Reply #3 on: August 17, 2011, 10:49:20 PM »
His very bad grammar only makes it more hilarious, like he's a street salesman who doesn't speak English selling you something bootleg.  I find it amusing.

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Re: hilarious convo
« Reply #4 on: August 17, 2011, 10:51:41 PM »
My fave part was when he said he had to "pray"... he did that after the part I posted, too. I'm like, "pray for what... a fucking brain?"



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Re: hilarious convo
« Reply #5 on: August 17, 2011, 10:57:34 PM »
My fave part was when he said he had to "pray"... he did that after the part I posted, too. I'm like, "pray for what... a fucking brain?"

He could be Muslim and have to pray a specific amount of times a day?  Forgot the number, but there are specfic times of day they have to pray at Mecca.  It's a daily ritual.

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Re: hilarious convo
« Reply #6 on: August 17, 2011, 11:04:49 PM »
well it was twice within an hour and a half, which just seemed weird.



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Re: hilarious convo
« Reply #7 on: August 17, 2011, 11:19:32 PM »
well it was twice within an hour and a half, which just seemed weird.

Dont think anyone's gonna question that this guy was weird, regardless of anything else.  :P

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Re: hilarious convo
« Reply #8 on: August 18, 2011, 12:13:07 AM »
Did anybody else imagine this guy?


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Re: hilarious convo
« Reply #9 on: August 18, 2011, 12:47:32 AM »
Did anybody else imagine this guy?



hahahah epic!



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Re: hilarious convo
« Reply #10 on: August 18, 2011, 04:07:45 PM »
If our "friend" reads this, it is with little to no thought on my part that I must rebuff his generous offer of allowing FFW to be consumed by his surely first class fed. I am regretful that I will never in life agree to be part of virtually any other fed, much less one that runs on ProBoards.

While I am sure this decision will cost me and the currently almost 60 active roster members and thriving OOC community, it is a decision I feel necessary. And I am sure there shall come a day when I will look back on this decision and think to myself, "There is where I went wrong. That is where it all unraveled Lament! Lament, I tell you!"

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Re: hilarious convo
« Reply #11 on: August 18, 2011, 11:59:26 PM »
I would resurrect Zombie V just to eat their fucking faces off their skulls while they tried to wrestle us.  This is not a wrestling fed.  Any amount of actually reading the promos or results on here would tell him that's not compatible.

And no offense, but  FFW needs more members like eskimos need more fucking freezer space.  Male, female, whatever.

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Re: hilarious convo
« Reply #12 on: September 13, 2011, 06:10:54 PM »


So guess who decided to come to Jake to try to propose a merger with FCW...

*Jay says (5:45 PM):
*Nasty Creations
*FCW
*ahh
*:P
*who are u on there
Kaji Fireson says (5:45 PM):
*I'm the fedhead on there. o.o;
Jay says (5:46 PM):
*shit really? :P
Kaji Fireson says (5:46 PM):
*Yeah.
Kaji Fireson says (5:47 PM):
*I used to handle Troy Spencer in my fed, but I have phased him out.
Jay says (5:47 PM):
*sweet
*Hows it going by the way
Kaji Fireson says (5:48 PM):
*I guess the straight answer would have been to say Kaji Fireson, the owner of FCW.

It's going okay. Up to my 14th show.
Jay says (5:48 PM):
*Kaji Fireson is the owner of FCW?
Kaji Fireson says (5:49 PM):
*He is.
Jay says (5:50 PM):
*ok cool
Jay says (5:51 PM):
*Would you be interested if I offered you a merger with my 5 year E-fed called TWE
http://sveltesse.proboards.com
*Where you are admin and run the fed with me
*as well as all your staff members keep their staff positions
*:)
*check it out
*Kaji Fireson says (5:54 PM):
*I might look at it, but I'm not really in the market for a merger right now. I've achieved a sort of precarious balance with my staff, so I don't know how adding a new person would affect that balance.

At this point, Jake tells me about what's going on. I get the link from him, click it... and then laugh my ass off before asking to be brought in.

*Kaji Fireson says (5:55 PM):
*Although one of my co-admins wants to come in and talk to you about it, if that's okay?
*Jay says (5:55 PM):
*Oh if it helps, I am a comepletely easy going guy, friendly and I can work with anyone :)
*Yeah thats fine bro
*bring him in :)

And so Jake does. Note how he tries to act like he doesn't know who Jackson and Mark are. That part especially had me laughing.

Kaji Fireson says (5:56 PM):
*The trouble is that it's not actually a him. o.o;
              Kristinthalys                 says (5:56 PM):
*And you've also dealt with me before, seeing as how I'm a judge on Unleashed.
*Mind explaining just why you continuously try to leech off of other feds' talent by proposing idiotic mergers?
Jay says (5:57 PM):
*eh?
*lol
*I havent been leeching talent off anyone mate
*I use Roughkut
*and other major affiliate sites
Jay says (5:58 PM):
*Efeds knights
              Kristinthalys                 says (5:58 PM):
*No, because people have repeatedly said that they have no interest in merging with your fed.
Jay says (5:58 PM):
*like Who?
*:S
              Kristinthalys                 says (5:58 PM):
*Mark and Jackson, for two.
Jay says (5:58 PM):
*who the hell are they?
              Kristinthalys                 says (5:58 PM):
*The owners of Unleashed and FFW, respectively.
*Whom you came to, on AIM, and proposed mergers to.
Jay says (5:58 PM):
*Unleashed? the dead e-fed on proboards?
*I do not have AIM
Jay says (5:59 PM):
*just MSN :S
              Kristinthalys                 says (5:59 PM):
*Then one of your staffers has been going around and attempting to propose mergers.
Jay says (5:59 PM):
*who?
              Kristinthalys                 says (5:59 PM):
*Making your fed look like absolute shit in the process.
*Lemme find the log Jax posted.
*It'll be a moment.
Jay says (5:59 PM):
*I can assure you I havent advertised at all
Jay says (6:00 PM):
*If some one has been going around posting crap saying they are me
*its because we have had trouble in the past with spammers
*and they are trying to get their own back by ruining TWE's name
*So I apologize for that on their behalf
              Kristinthalys                 says (6:00 PM):
*Actually, no.
*It was on AIM.
Jay says (6:00 PM):
*I am not a leech nor steal members
              Kristinthalys                 says (6:00 PM):
*And it was with you.
Jay says (6:00 PM):
*I dont have AIM
              Kristinthalys                 says (6:01 PM):
*Jay: -You & FFW will live on in TWE and the history will be part of TWE so you don't need to worry about Unleashed or FFW or its history diying out!

-FFW & Yourself will have a great ownership and a huge percentage of TWE and will be part of the TWE Family!

-You & FFW will be part of a very friendly, well reconized Proboards site along with an experience Owner (myself) who knows exactly how to run an
Jay: -You & FFW will move over because not only is TWE on all Top sites and Huge Affiliates sites aswell as RoughKurts./E-fed Knights but also we have alot of stats with over 550+ members and over 25,500+ total forum posts, it makes it easier and simpler for FFW & Unleashed members to move over.

-If You & FFW join & merge with TWE it would bring star power not just to TWE but also to Unleashed & FFW a
Jay: Basiclly I would like yourself and FFW owner to be owners and merge to my 5 year Fed
*MSN, I mean.
*So yeah, as I am sure that Jake has told you, our answer is no. Kindly stop trolling databases in an attempt to find a fed stupid enough to merge with you.
*:)

And then I left, not wanting to deal with him backpedaling any longer. Of course, dumbass keeps talking... and getting my gender wrong, too.

Jay says (6:02 PM):
*O_o
Kaji Fireson says (6:02 PM):
*Well. That was not what I had anticipated.
Jay says (6:02 PM):
*Me either :S
*totally lost
*but ok lol
*seems like the dude has a problem with me for what ever reasons lol
Kaji Fireson says (6:03 PM):
*Well, all that aside, as I said before she came in, I'm not really up for a merger at this point in time. I want FCW to be a fed that thrives or dies by its own merits, and has its own unique identity. If it makes you feel better, you aren't the first merger I've turned down. o.o;
Jay says (6:04 PM):
*No worries bro
*and who is she exactly :P
Kaji Fireson says (6:05 PM):
*She is Kristinthalys, who handles Natalie Burrows in a few places. She's my drama mod, my segment queen, my editor of sorts, and also my fiancee.
*Jay says (6:06 PM):
*wow cool
*and congrats mate :)
*btw what is a drama mod?
Kaji Fireson says (6:06 PM):
*When someone stirs up drama on my forum, she's the one that handles it.
Jay says (6:07 PM):
*ah thought so
*thats pretty good
Kaji Fireson says (6:07 PM):
*So if you (for example, purely) were to go spamming my OOC boards with links to TWE, she'd be the one to delete them, and eventually ban you if you didn't stop.

After that... dude fell silent. Isn't that a shame?

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Re: hilarious convo
« Reply #13 on: September 13, 2011, 06:47:16 PM »
For the record this was a convo on MSN... thus the Jax/Kitty/LG username for me. The other one was on AIM...

But yeah, nice pitch. I love how he said the same shit to Jake... and then pretended he never tried to recruit Mark and I.



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Re: hilarious convo
« Reply #14 on: September 13, 2011, 06:51:00 PM »
WHY DO PEOPLE KEEP COMING TO ME (us) TO MERGE AND SAVE THEIR FAILING FEDS.

I mean, I can understand this place. Two years, solid, established history, stupid good and devoted writers. But my fed is barely six months old. We haven't been around long enough to find our niche yet. And I'm supposed to bail out your five year old fed? Dude, nothing I can do will affect you. You're either so big that I'd never be able to drag your ass into the shitter, or you've either failed so hard, nothing I can do will save you.

Guess which one is actually true?

 


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