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HILARIOUS CONVOS!
« on: December 11, 2009, 12:05:43 AM »
Thought maybe we could post funny quotes from MSN and whatnot... cuz I had to share this one.

Leese says:
*according to jazzy's writing... Kam slapped the taste out of bucky's nose
*It gets broken up as Kameron slaps the taste out of Bucky's nose, who just chuckles and then spears the living hell out of Kameron
Jax says:
*you can taste with your nose?
*SINCE WHEN?!
Leese says:
*Since now!
Jax says:
*cool
*the human race has evolved!
Leese says:
*lmao
*maybe Bucky's an alien
Jax says:
*someone check and see if Darwin's rolling over in his grave!



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Re: HILARIOUS CONVOS!
« Reply #1 on: December 11, 2009, 08:07:44 PM »
Leese says:
 Mark should be the love child of Axl Rose and Ric Flair
evil joyce says:
 O_O
 Wow
Leese says:
 He's in a band and he wrestles ^^
evil joyce says:
 ...who's the woman in that relationship?
Leese says:
 Axl's the bitch
evil joyce says:
 Hahaha, thought so
 "Do me, Ric!  Do me hard!"
 "WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
Leese says:
 lmfao


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Re: HILARIOUS CONVOS!
« Reply #2 on: January 15, 2010, 02:22:26 PM »
Randomness with a wrestling buddy of mine

Leese:
*my bumcheek is bruised :(
Kev Ca$h:
*HAHA! Most.Random.Comment.Ever
Kev Ca$h:
*but thats what you get for slipping lol
*bet it looks like a fart mark
*right?
Leese:
*lmao i dont know. i havent looked. i can jsut feel it ^^
Kev Ca$h:
*okay i bet it feels like a fart mark :P
Leese:
*it feels like a bruise on my arse XD
Kev Ca$h:
*Hahaha well
*still
*i LOL
*love you, really, but i still like to LOL
Leese:
*some old lady was walking up as i fell
*i got back up, walked past her and she just gave me this smile
Leese:
*i wanted to slap her. was alright for her. she had a walking stick!
*i only had my 2 legs XD
Kev Ca$h:
*You should have STO'd her
Leese:
*hahaha my fave move!
*'cept I'd have probably fallen on my face
Leese:
*But, because I'm hardcore, I'd no-sell the stupid ice, get back up and MK Ultra her
Kev Ca$h:
*As long as i could shit on her old face
*then anything would suffice
Leese:
*MK Ultra'ing an old lady would give me more heat than Keenan got for doing it to a cripple
*I can get more over as a heel in the street than he can in 1PW XD
Kev Ca$h:
*But wasn't that cripple Dan Edge?
Leese:
*Yes. Yes it was.
Kev Ca$h:
*See, i hate Dan Edge
*he's a bit of a twat
Leese:
*He's lot of a twat. Had a convo with him once at the Granby and he thinks he's the best thing since Avenged Sevenfold :P
*Because Avenged Sevenfold are better than sliced bread.


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND

Kev Ca$h:
*Oh and apparently did you know about the rumour about you sleeping with SJK?
Leese:
*I wish that was true  :D
Kev Ca$h:
*I know haha but yeah that is a legit rumour
Leese:
*From who and since when?  :D
Kev Ca$h:
*Nova told me that it was all the buzz before after a 1PW show
*Dean etc said about it apparently
Leese:
*Awesome
*I'll go along with it XD
*I'll let him do the denying
Kev Ca$h:
*LMFAO!
« Last Edit: January 15, 2010, 02:47:22 PM by Mark Chapman »

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Re: HILARIOUS CONVOS!
« Reply #3 on: January 15, 2010, 03:51:42 PM »
i love the MK Ultra.  just because every time he does it i get to stand up, point at the screen, and yell TEABAG DRIVER!

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Re: HILARIOUS CONVOS!
« Reply #4 on: January 15, 2010, 07:40:39 PM »
LMAO XD

The MK Ultra is awesome.

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Re: HILARIOUS CONVOS!
« Reply #5 on: January 22, 2010, 12:37:47 PM »
Brandy will appreciate this if no-one else does  :D

Franz/x/You know what life? Your mother's face. says (16:28):
*HOW MANY PICTURES OF M WITH A BONER IS THERE!? XD OMFG, WHAT A SLUT!
No one ever realized that they’re already dead. says (16:28):
*lmao
*he LOVES his fans SO much XD
*we turn him on ;)
Franz/x/You know what life? Your mother's face. says (16:28):
*;D I can SEE that!
*Who freaking CAN'T see that?!
No one ever realized that they’re already dead. says (16:29):
*Maybe it's not a boner
*maybe he just has afucking HUGE cock XD
Franz/x/You know what life? Your mother's face. says (16:30):
*XD Yeeeeeah, but some pictures are slightly BIGGER than others!
*Slughtly more "tented"
No one ever realized that they’re already dead. says (16:30):
*lmfao
Franz/x/You know what life? Your mother's face. says (16:30):
*XD
*I'M BEING SERIOUS!
No one ever realized that they’re already dead. says (16:30):
*I know XD
Franz/x/You know what life? Your mother's face. says (16:30):
*XD
*I love him...
Franz/x/You know what life? Your mother's face. says (16:31):
*I love him even when he'spulling retarded faces like http://www.buzznet.com/tags/avengedsevenfold/photos/avenged-sevenfold/?id=57868601
No one ever realized that they’re already dead. says (16:31):
*OMG *MATTGAZM*
*that's not retarded
*that's like "YOU KNOW I MAKE YOU WANNA SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEAM"
Franz/x/You know what life? Your mother's face. says (16:32):
*The rest of the band are all like "calm, peace and serenity" and he's all like "IMASPACECOWBOY!"
No one ever realized that they’re already dead. says (16:32):
*I was going to make an inappropriate joke about how he could ride me if he wanted
*but I wont :P
*or I just did
Franz/x/You know what life? Your mother's face. says (16:33):
*XD OMFG ILY.
*LOL
*I FOUND
*THE ULTIMATE CROTCH SHOT
*http://www.buzznet.com/tags/avengedsevenfold/photos/m-shadows/?id=57514171
No one ever realized that they’re already dead. says (16:34):
*I have that saved XD
*I screenshotted this from the making of Afterlife vid.... http://i45.tinypic.com/30ihniv.jpg
*MATTGAZM, AWAY!
Franz/x/You know what life? Your mother's face. says (16:34):
*XD YAYYYY
No one ever realized that they’re already dead. says (16:35):
*"I don't know what this has to do with anything but...it's a good reason to take my shirt off." *smirk*
*NOBODY IS COMPLAINING, MATTHEW.
Franz/x/You know what life? Your mother's face. says (16:35):
*Oh yes it is, Matthew.
*NOMNOMNOM.
No one ever realized that they’re already dead. says (16:35):
*ok ok ok
*brace yourself
No one ever realized that they’re already dead. says (16:36):
* http://i50.tinypic.com/rshizn.jpg
Franz/x/You know what life? Your mother's face. says (16:36):
*;O
No one ever realized that they’re already dead. says (16:36):
*I WANT TO BE THAT BOTTLE
Franz/x/You know what life? Your mother's face. says (16:36):
*:O
*I WANT TO BE THAT WATER!
Franz/x/You know what life? Your mother's face. says (16:40):
*OMG
*OMG
*OMG
*PMSFL.
* http://www.buzznet.com/tags/avengedsevenfold/photos/m-shadows/?id=57201121
No one ever realized that they’re already dead. says (16:40):
*GOD HIS LIPS ARE SO.........
*DSJFKSFJLS;JFKDLSJFKSLDJFDSFS
*Yeah
*that.
Franz/x/You know what life? Your mother's face. says (16:40):
*XD
*i understand....

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« Last Edit: January 22, 2010, 12:42:11 PM by Mark Chapman »

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Re: HILARIOUS CONVOS!
« Reply #6 on: February 11, 2010, 04:01:27 AM »
Stone   
Can't we just settle this like men, with a good ol' fashion game of 'Mercy'?

Akela
No. The men never win.

Stone
Then I'm breaking out the Jenga game. LOL

Grant
Fuck your Jenga. I challenge you all to Candy Land, bitches.

Stone
I see your Candy Land, and raise you Shoots and Ladders.

Jay 2K Winger   
Fuck that. HUNGRY HUNGRY HIPPOS!

Kore   
i'll play hungry hungry hippoes if everyone gets good and drunk before it and shouts lots of profanities.

EJay   
I bags the orange hippo.

Jay 2K Winger   
Drunk Hungry Hungry Hippos is the only way to play the game.

Grant
BOOO drinking. Some of us aren't slaves to our vices! YOU NEED TO BE SAVED!
Also, this is a terrible fed to be a recovering alcoholic in. You assholes. :P

Kore   
just the TNA logo on top should make you want a drink.

Grant
Yet another reason for change. TNA promotes liver disease by encouraging their audience to drink by being terrible.

Stone
shit, I don't need booze to shout profanities. :D

Grant
Oddly enough, "TNA" has become a profanity. And possibly a crime against humanity.

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Re: HILARIOUS CONVOS!
« Reply #7 on: February 11, 2010, 08:26:38 PM »
Further proof that when the next Ice Age hits, the American Southeast is DOOMED. 

 :D;D

Ladnier124 6:21 pm
(6:21:05 PM):     it's sleeting bad here
(6:21:19 PM):     and just watched the weahter.. where I am at, we are in the 3-5 inch range
jadakaine 6:21 pm
(6:21:27 PM):     Pfft.
(6:21:34 PM):     It'll all be gone by Sat. anyway
(6:21:39 PM):     It's supposed to be like 50
Ladnier124 6:21 pm
(6:21:40 PM):     so? It's snow!
(6:21:47 PM):     how often does that happen around here!!
jadakaine 6:21 pm
(6:21:47 PM):     So what?
(6:21:49 PM):     lol.
(6:22:03 PM):     They declared a STATEWIDE emergency for the threat of snow.
(6:22:12 PM):     Seriously...it's 2-3 fucking inches of snow.
Ladnier124 6:22 pm
(6:22:19 PM):     but it NEVER SNOWS in mississippi
jadakaine 6:22 pm
(6:22:21 PM):     You can still drive in that shit no problem.
Ladnier124 6:22 pm
(6:22:27 PM):     not me.. i'll freakl
jadakaine 6:22 pm
(6:22:30 PM):     and you people panic over nothing.
(6:22:52 PM):     lol.  Try living in the Northeast for a year.  That'll teach ya what real weather is.
Ladnier124 6:23 pm
(6:23:04 PM):     lol
(6:23:07 PM):     i know how it is
(6:23:08 PM):     trust me
(6:23:24 PM):     i lived in PA for 2 months
jadakaine 6:23 pm
(6:23:33 PM):     ....oooo, 2 whole months?
(6:23:37 PM):     lol. 
Ladnier124 6:23 pm
(6:23:41 PM):     yeah, that's a long time for me!
(6:24:02 PM):     i couldn't handle the snow and the below zero temps
(6:24:06 PM):     :-P


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Re: HILARIOUS CONVOS!
« Reply #8 on: February 11, 2010, 08:45:15 PM »
convo between me and my Northeast Ohio buddy.

(6:15:18 PM) c'mon drift away, through fundamental boundaries...: looks to be the snowiest day in the recorded history of the metroplex
(6:15:32 PM) Firesoul: lol Wow.
(6:17:23 PM) Firesoul: Lemme guess, peeps are freaking the fuck out?
(6:17:30 PM) c'mon drift away, through fundamental boundaries...: actually
(6:17:39 PM) c'mon drift away, through fundamental boundaries...: most people aren't working and are having a blast with it
(6:17:59 PM) c'mon drift away, through fundamental boundaries...: impromptu attempts at snowbloarding with surfboards and sledding with cardboard boxes
(6:18:23 PM) c'mon drift away, through fundamental boundaries...: or hot cocoaing
(6:18:52 PM) Firesoul: Cardboard box sledding... this does not lighten my "lol Texas" mentality. Hahaha
(6:19:17 PM) Firesoul: Though it's nice to hear the world isn't ending down there because of it.
(6:19:47 PM) c'mon drift away, through fundamental boundaries...: it was for a bit, but then everybody got carried off in the "whoah"ness
(6:19:59 PM) c'mon drift away, through fundamental boundaries...: those who've never been out of the south, you know
(6:20:05 PM) c'mon drift away, through fundamental boundaries...: foot of freaking snow
(6:22:14 PM) Firesoul: Joe came into work today  and went "man, it's nuts out there. Snow everywhere." Eugene and I laughed because i was shoveling at 6am in my slippers, running pants and a thin t-shirt. Eugene was sitting on his back porch at 5am drinking beer in his boxers. lol
(6:22:31 PM) c'mon drift away, through fundamental boundaries...: you crazy fucks
(6:23:16 PM) Firesoul: Ray in the meat department slept in his truck because it was "perfect sleeping weather." lol
(6:23:25 PM) c'mon drift away, through fundamental boundaries...: O.o
(6:23:56 PM) Firesoul: We may, in fact, be crazier than the south in a few ways. lol
(6:24:46 PM) Firesoul: I might crack the window tonight, actually. Depending on the wind chill.

c'mon drift away, through fundamental boundaries...:  also, this guy should go into wrestling: http://news.yahoo.com/video/odd-15749658/snow-shout-it-s-the-screaming-weatherman-18087127
(6:37:58 PM) Firesoul: LOL. "RECORD BREAKING! AAAAAHHH!"
(6:38:34 PM) Firesoul: I demand Ultimate Warrior and the Shouting Weatherman battle to the death in an oversized snow globe.
(6:42:39 PM) c'mon drift away, through fundamental boundaries...: YES.
(6:43:39 PM) Firesoul: With Scott Steiner as the ref and the ghost of Sam Kinison as the enforcer.
« Last Edit: February 11, 2010, 08:47:37 PM by V »

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Re: HILARIOUS CONVOS!
« Reply #9 on: February 12, 2010, 01:13:45 PM »
Leese says (06:44):
WE'RE GONNA DRIVE AROUND AND LOOK FOR...SLUTS!

Franz says (06:44):
XD PMSL
Good ol' A7X

Leese says (06:44):
Yus
They're so immature and lovely and squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Franz says (06:44):
XD

Leese says (06:45):
I was showing my friend pics and vids on my phone today... she hasn't been introduced to Matt's sexiness yet. She was watching the STD video and I'm on the other side of the bar pointing bits out like "Arrested? Naked? Lifting weights?" and she's all "Have you fucking memorized this?" WHY, YES I HAVE! BECAUSE IT'S PHIT AS FOOK!

Franz says (06:45):
XD
LAWL

Leese says (06:46):
And as I'm mentioning bits she's nodding her head and like, staring at the screen. Then she went "Bye bye" and waved at it XD I was like..."lawlz...Val's dead."

Franz says (06:46):
LAWL
VAL = EVIL

Leese says (06:46):
For realz. She stole my man before I had a chance to meet him.
That bitch.

Franz says (06:47):
WHat
a
slut
D:

Leese says (06:47):
I know, right?
My friend asked how old he was and I was like "Same age as you".
Her eyes went like O.O "He is not 28!"

Franz says (06:47):
LOL
Yes

Leese says (06:48):
"Yes he is. Kinda. 28 going on 8." XD

Franz says (06:48):
phittness
LOL
NIce XD
He's such a child though

Leese says (06:49):
Exactly
Though I shouldn't have said that, really. I could get in trouble for that kinda thing. Eight year olds are kinda off limits

Franz says (06:49):
BUt when it's Matt?
:'D

Leese says (06:49):
True
I guess it's ok then XD

Franz says (06:50):
Pedophillia when Matt Shadows is concerned = FIneByMe.

Leese says (06:50):
lmao this is so wrong
yet... so right
because it's Matt

Franz says (06:51):
XD
YES!
Matt = Sex.
Doesn't matter if it's underage, bestiality.
XD
ANYTHING
IT'S MATT

Leese says (06:52):
What if he was your brother? o.O

Franz says (06:52):
IDC
INCEST
IT'S FREAKING MATT FFS

Leese says (06:52):
Again, you make a good point XD

Franz says (06:53):
XD
I think
in court
it would work.

Leese says (06:53):
No doubt
"Is it true you engaged in sexual activities with your own brother?"
"Yeah. Duh. FUCKING LOOK AT HIM!"

Franz says (06:53):
PMFSLOTF.
YES
"LOOK AT HIS CROTCH!"
"AND THE DIMPLES....JESUS!"

Leese says (06:54):
BUT DON'T LOOK DIRECTLY. IT WILL TAKE OUT AN EYE.

Franz says (06:54):
LAWL! XD

Leese says (06:55):
Ahhh the dimples. They are amazing XD
Look at this big buff dude with all the tattoos
He's such a badass

Franz says (06:55):
DimpleDimple :'D

Leese says (06:56):
...until he smiles, or scowls (pouts) or tries looking serious and gives the puppy dog eyes
MATT YOU CAN'T DO BADASS, YOU ADORABLE CREATURE. STOP TRYING.

Franz says (06:57):
LAWL I KNOW RIGHT!?
XD

Leese says (06:57):
He tries, bless him. Going back to the original subject... EIGHT YEAR OLDS ARE NOT BADASS XD

Franz says (06:58):
XD ESP 8 YEAR OLDS WITH DIMPLES
I want to see 8 year old Matt
smiling XD

Leese says (06:59):
LMAO... This conversation is going beyond the point of no return
SHOW ME A PICTURE OF AN EIGHT YEAR OLD KID NAO!

Franz says (06:59):
http://www.sidewalklyrics.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/evil_dead-12483.jpg

Leese says (06:59):
I thought you were linking me to a pic of 8 year old Matt then. I was gonna be like "NO! I CAN'T LOOK!" XD

Franz says (07:00):
XD
LAWL
It's 8 year old Val.

Leese says (07:01):
LMFAO
Was she really that pretty??
wtf happeneD?

Franz says (07:01):
OHYES.
I KNOW RIGHT D:
LIKE
SERIOUSLY

Leese says (07:06):
Val killed the convo
Seriously
What a bitch

Franz says (07:06):
VAL
Needs
To
DIE
D:

Leese says (07:07):
No because it would make Matt sad and he's already sad enough right now :(
But, in an ideal world, yes.

Franz says (07:07):
D:
WE'D MAKE HIM HAPPY!

Leese says (07:08):
hmmm
good deal

Franz says (07:08):
:'D
We're so much cooler than her

Leese says (07:09):
Well, yeah. She's not cool enough to fuck him if he was her brother and 8 years old o.O

Franz says (07:09):
THANK YOU
XD
WE'RE BETTER THAN HER

Leese says (07:10):
The fact that he's not literally an eight year old is our saving grace here, ya know? xD

Franz says (07:10):
XD
Oh yes.
Thank God he's not watching this convo.

Leese says (07:10):
LOL! Scarred for life.
He's watching it over my shoulder *shifty eyes*

Franz says (07:11):
o.o
And you're not raping him?

Leese says (07:12):
If the poster was 3D... I might be tempted
Sadly impaling myself on a piece of flat paper doesn't seem too possible o.O
We really need to stop xD

Franz says (07:13):
You just literally traumatized my mind with the last image.
XD
You could always roll it up.

Leese says (07:13):
LMAO... but then it wouldnt just be Shads. It'd be... all of them D:

Franz says (07:13):
ORGY SEVENFOLD

Leese says (07:14):
though I do have posters of Matt on his own... just not over my shoulder XD

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Re: HILARIOUS CONVOS!
« Reply #10 on: February 13, 2010, 12:59:49 PM »
A convo from work. I am Terri and I'll refer to him as JD (for John Doe)

(As I'm passing the electronics dept checkout area JD is there chatting instead of doing his job. He looks over at me and says)

JD: Hey Sally (obviously not my name or gender)

Terri: Hey man. How's that topical cream working out for you? It still inflamed? Burns and itches?

(I walk off as the cashier for electronics smirks at him and JD grasps for a thought. An hour later he passes by my department)

JD: That was a good one. you got me man.

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Re: HILARIOUS CONVOS!
« Reply #11 on: February 14, 2010, 04:04:41 PM »
jaytrain40 (2:02:05 PM): why is it single gals are much more approachable on valentine's day?
jadakaine (2:02:23 PM): Because they're desperate for attention.
jaytrain40 (2:02:36 PM): i'm talking to four of them!
jadakaine (2:02:47 PM): ....as I said.


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Re: HILARIOUS CONVOS!
« Reply #12 on: February 15, 2010, 09:19:02 AM »
I love how the majority of my "hilarious" convos - which aren't actually hilarious, more just amusing to one or two people - revolve around A7X or just M. Shadows

Franz/.x./ Deathbats&Necropillia. CuzThat'sJust HowWeRoll. says (12:55):
*I pledge allegiance to the Deathbat, Of the United Nation of Sevenfold, and to the Gates for which they stand Plague, one nation, under Christ, indivisible with Shadows and Vengeance for all.
Leese says (13:05):
*baha. Oh and yes to your offline message. i heard about the memorial thing in traf. i said i'm attending :P
Franz/.x./ Deathbats&Necropillia. CuzThat'sJust HowWeRoll. says (13:06):
*:P YES!
*YESYESYEYSYEYSYEYSYEYSUFKNRQWJLK:RHMGL
*#mxs[o.lq
*!!!
*etc etc etc
Leese says (13:06):
*lol
Franz/.x./ Deathbats&Necropillia. CuzThat'sJust HowWeRoll. says (13:07):
*My band started it! :P
Leese says (13:07):
*woot
*hopefully more organised than the last XD
Franz/.x./ Deathbats&Necropillia. CuzThat'sJust HowWeRoll. says (13:07):
*:D
*INDEED
*Nah, we're contacting Kerrang and all that shiz
Leese says (13:07):
*though that one was funny with the way the creator was all "No alcohol. We don't want to ruin it."
Franz/.x./ Deathbats&Necropillia. CuzThat'sJust HowWeRoll. says (13:08):
*LOL
Leese says (13:08):
*"She's not here. Fuck it" *buys alcohol"
Franz/.x./ Deathbats&Necropillia. CuzThat'sJust HowWeRoll. says (13:08):
*EPICFAIL.
*LOL
**Walks to TRafalger Square at 2AM*
Leese says (13:08):
*As if Jimmy wouldn't want us drinking
*wtf ^^
Franz/.x./ Deathbats&Necropillia. CuzThat'sJust HowWeRoll. says (13:08):
*XD
Leese says (13:08):
*that's a fucking long walk
Franz/.x./ Deathbats&Necropillia. CuzThat'sJust HowWeRoll. says (13:09):
*XD
*BUT
*We had Jimmy
*And JD
Leese says (13:09):
*AND we got lost in Finsbury Park xD
Franz/.x./ Deathbats&Necropillia. CuzThat'sJust HowWeRoll. says (13:09):
*ANd some rum shiz
*XD
*LAWL
*YES
*ANd almost raped!
Leese says (13:09):
*MIXED TOGETHER
Franz/.x./ Deathbats&Necropillia. CuzThat'sJust HowWeRoll. says (13:09):
*GO US!
Leese says (13:09):
*It was like fucking poison
*I took that to the pub when I was working and made people sip it
*they were like "WTF"
Leese says (13:10):
*IT BURNED
*one drunken woman downed half the bottle
Franz/.x./ Deathbats&Necropillia. CuzThat'sJust HowWeRoll. says (13:10):
*YAY
*OMG
Leese says (13:10):
*I was like "OI! MINE!" XD
Franz/.x./ Deathbats&Necropillia. CuzThat'sJust HowWeRoll. says (13:10):
*XD
Franz/.x./ Deathbats&Necropillia. CuzThat'sJust HowWeRoll. says (13:11):
*LAWL
*I would love to see The Rev's reaction to it
*"WTF IS THIS SHIT?! D:"
Leese says (13:11):
*lmao yes
*I only got the rum shit 'cause it said 'cock' in the name
Franz/.x./ Deathbats&Necropillia. CuzThat'sJust HowWeRoll. says (13:12):
*ROTFFPMSL
*We should make a rum
*and call it
*"Shadzcock Rum"
*:'D
Leese says (13:12):
*with some really cheesy punch line
*LAWL PUNCH
*It was rum punch we drank xD
*anyways...
Leese says (13:13):
*DID YOU READ ABOUT MY DREAM?!
Franz/.x./ Deathbats&Necropillia. CuzThat'sJust HowWeRoll. says (13:13):
*:O
*NUH
*WHAT
Leese says (13:13):
*you suck
Franz/.x./ Deathbats&Necropillia. CuzThat'sJust HowWeRoll. says (13:13):
*I know ;D
Leese says (13:13):
*I tweeted it AND facebooked it
*hold on!
Franz/.x./ Deathbats&Necropillia. CuzThat'sJust HowWeRoll. says (13:13):
*WAIT
*OMG
*I have to go in a sec for my tattoo D:
Leese says (13:13):
*M. Shadows won a real award for best ass in a music vid and he got up before he was even announced as the winner - cocky bastard. Then he couldn't do his acceptance speech because the audience wouldn't stop chanting "TAKE THE JEANS OFF!"
Leese says (13:14):
*It saddens me that the dream ended and I don't know whether he took off his jeans or not XD
Franz/.x./ Deathbats&Necropillia. CuzThat'sJust HowWeRoll. says (13:14):
*LAWLLAWLLAWLLAWL
*OMG
Leese says (13:14):
*awesome or what? xD
Franz/.x./ Deathbats&Necropillia. CuzThat'sJust HowWeRoll. says (13:14):
*YES
*OMG
*XD
*I want your imagination. :P
Leese says (13:15):
*I want my imagination to NOT CUT THINGS SHORT

toiletduck086

  • Guest
Re: HILARIOUS CONVOS!
« Reply #13 on: February 15, 2010, 08:55:13 PM »
Roberta - Roris Mum - says:
    should i write something new or just let her post what I've written for this week. Oh have you seen what....

Anna says:
     what?

Roberta - Roris Mum - says:
     don't you love how i start a sentence and never finish it....

Anna says:
     yeah i do cause it's less work for me i don't have to answer

Jason Talbot

  • Guest
Re: HILARIOUS CONVOS!
« Reply #14 on: February 18, 2010, 01:49:42 PM »
My ex: Jason, i am getting back with my ex.

Jason: Good, hope you will be happy.

My Ex: I need you to leave me alone, we can't be be friends as long as I am with someone else.

Jason: Umm... haven't I been telling you to leave me alone and we cant be friends for the past few months?

My Ex: Yea, but its different now!

Jason: OK... Well, bye bye

Later the same afternoon.

Jason's Ex: I won't go out with him if you take me back.....

Jason's Ex: Have you stopped talking to me?

Jason presses block and delete contact!!!
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Women annoy me so much.... After months of telling her to leave me alone, she tells me to leave her alone only to ask why I am not talkin to her. PMSL.




 


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