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Re: HILARIOUS CONVOS!
« Reply #15 on: February 23, 2010, 04:06:43 PM »
evil joyce: says:
 lol.
 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RnrXiaPVeHY&feature=related 

THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!

I hate the chatbot says
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 ....... until the tv show. Then we have two. Then Endgame made it one again
 except the chick he kept around so he could get blowjobs for all eternity


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Re: HILARIOUS CONVOS!
« Reply #16 on: February 23, 2010, 07:13:43 PM »
best part of that video is trying not to laugh at Freddy Mercury's mustache. I fail every time.



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Re: HILARIOUS CONVOS!
« Reply #17 on: February 23, 2010, 08:34:52 PM »
bullitproof: sorry, running on 128mb today
Grant: S'okay.
Grant: ((video link))
Grant: If it can handle it. lol
bullitproof: no audio?
Grant: There's audio.
bullitproof: i meant on this computer
bullitproof: i found headphones
bullitproof: it keeps saying it can't message, are you getting this?
Grant: Yes.
Grant: All sorts of issues over there. lol
bullitproof: it belongs to my 87 year old... ex-step-grandad
bullitproof: i'll be on results... if my mom's mp3 player ever charges. this comp only has one usb port
Grant: I like how you're a beast with tech-stuff. And your standard equipment should be on display next inbetween a rotary phone and a fuckin' telegraph machine.
Grant: "Hey guys, results will be a bit late, I've gotta get someone to fix the hand crank on the motherboard and polish the wax cylinder."

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Re: HILARIOUS CONVOS!
« Reply #18 on: February 24, 2010, 09:45:37 PM »
Me: Nana's wedding is in 10 days are you excited?

My 7 year old Niece: Uh-huh and then it'll be 3 days and then you'll be pregnant!

Me: Wait what? No! And then I'll be married!

Niece: When will you have the baby?

Me: I'm not having a baby!

Niece: But that's what happens when you get married.

Me: Not always.

Niece: That's what happened to mama. I think her and daddy must have got married two times.

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Re: HILARIOUS CONVOS!
« Reply #19 on: March 11, 2010, 10:38:15 AM »
*What the shit Shads? SCREAM, MOTHERFUCKER. says (14:22):
http://avengedsevenfoldseternalsoldiers.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/68950558.jpg

Los Confistador Uno says (14:24):
*sexy

What the shit Shads? SCREAM, MOTHERFUCKER. says (14:24):
*yus

What the shit Shads? SCREAM, MOTHERFUCKER. says (14:25):
*wouldn't that be kinda awkward if he ever has to have a wank?
*right hand and all...
*OH HAI JIMMEH!

Los Confistador Uno says (14:25):
*hahaaha

Franz [[MattyFuckingBerry]] Has just woken up.... Sleepy Berry...... says (14:27):
*OH GOD XD

What the shit Shads? SCREAM, MOTHERFUCKER. says (14:27):
*Can you imagine Rev?
*Matt just casually goes into the bathroom
*gets ready
*looks at hand "Oh, fuck"
*Jimmy laughs hysterically.

Franz [[MattyFuckingBerry]] Has just woken up.... Sleepy Berry...... says (14:27):
*PAHAHA XD
*OH MY GOD
*XD

What the shit Shads? SCREAM, MOTHERFUCKER. says (14:28):
*LEFT HAND, MATEY!

Franz [[MattyFuckingBerry]] Has just woken up.... Sleepy Berry...... says (14:28):
*And with Val.
*O_O
*"Matt, why are you looking so awkward?"

What the shit Shads? SCREAM, MOTHERFUCKER. says (14:28):
*Matthew, I love you... but you've fucked yourself over.
*Literally.

Franz [[MattyFuckingBerry]] Has just woken up.... Sleepy Berry...... says (14:28):
*"CUZ JIMMY'S WATCHING ME >.<"

What the shit Shads? SCREAM, MOTHERFUCKER. says (14:28):
*lmao XD

What the shit Shads? SCREAM, MOTHERFUCKER. says (14:30):
*Right or left wouldn't matter anyways.  He's so big he has to use both hands :H

What the shit Shads? SCREAM, MOTHERFUCKER. says (14:31):
*and on that note...
**listens to The Fight*

Franz [[MattyFuckingBerry]] Has just woken up.... Sleepy Berry...... says (14:31):
*O_O
*XD
*But poor Jimmy. O_o
*He's all like EW

Los Confistador Uno says (14:31):
*hahahaha, he gets a towel, and wraps that around it, then benches himself off XD

Franz [[MattyFuckingBerry]] Has just woken up.... Sleepy Berry...... says (14:31):
*GOD
*LOLZ
*XD

What the shit Shads? SCREAM, MOTHERFUCKER. says (14:32):
*He might be all
*"Brian... I... need a hand here. Literally. A hand. Without Jimmy on it."

Franz [[MattyFuckingBerry]] Has just woken up.... Sleepy Berry...... says (14:32):
*O_O
*Brian - "O_O"

What the shit Shads? SCREAM, MOTHERFUCKER. says (14:32):
*"Zacky?"

Franz [[MattyFuckingBerry]] Has just woken up.... Sleepy Berry...... says (14:33):
*Zacky - "*RUNS*"

What the shit Shads? SCREAM, MOTHERFUCKER. says (14:33):
*Meanwhile, Jimmy is looking down and rolling with laughter. Like when I got his birthday wrong on MY tat.

Franz [[MattyFuckingBerry]] Has just woken up.... Sleepy Berry...... says (14:33):
*XD
*Aww
*Jimmy
*what a mother fucker. XD

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Re: HILARIOUS CONVOS!
« Reply #20 on: March 12, 2010, 12:26:16 AM »
dell, by the way, is an adventurous little company to order from.

[21:11] Grant: At least sometime in the next two weeks you'll have a shiny new toy to ease the mental pain?
[21:11] bullitproof: ... two weeks?
[21:12] Grant: Between their shipping time and how long it takes to get from me to you?
[21:13] bullitproof: ... so i take it the estimation time of like, 15-19 is now out the window?
[21:15] Grant: I'm hoping for it. But it hasn't come yet, so I'm nervous. It says it's shipped. So thats a worst case scenario as far as I know. IF it's actually in shipment stage, I should get get by Monday, logically. But their emails have me nervous.
[21:15] Grant: They've sent me three different "shipment" emails. Three different dates. :/
[21:16] bullitproof: aaaah.
[21:16] bullitproof: fucking crazy dell.
[21:16] Grant: One said the 17th, one said the 24th, the last said 19th. I'm so confused. lol
[21:21] Grant: I'll probably overnight the thing when it gets here anyway. :)
[21:21] bullitproof: *noogies*
[21:24] Grant: I'm a sucker, I know. lol

--------------------------------------------------------

[22:20] Grant: ...I just got ANOTHER email from Dell, again saying the 17th.
[22:20] Grant: *headdesk*
[22:20] bullitproof: oh dell.
[22:21] bullitproof: maybe it's just one of those attempts to be overly accurate and they're sending you an email every time something goes right or wrong.
[22:22] Grant: I'm almost expecting the next email to read "we delivered it yesterday evening. Nice hedges by the way."
[22:22] bullitproof: ahahahahahaha

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Re: HILARIOUS CONVOS!
« Reply #21 on: March 14, 2010, 01:16:05 AM »
Leese:
*Matt Heafy and I had a moment during this song *nods*

Shane:
*lmao And this moment was? xp

Leese:
*he looked directly at me and smiled!

Shane:
*lmao

Leese:
*he'd dedicated it to all the girls
*i'd managed to get my way right to the front against the barrier :D

Shane:
*lmao Way to go. :P

Leese:
*he ttly wanted me
*yep
*xD

Shane:
*lmao

Leese:
*eye contact
*and a smile as he sang
*clearly, he was undressing me with his eyes

Shane:
*Is that so? lol

Leese:
*YES
*I can pretend!

Shane:
*lmao That you can.
*What, want Heafy now too? xp

Leese:
*... I have a thing for lead singers named Matt
*don't judge me!
*or just hot tattooed guys named Matt. Since that's SJK's name, too.

Shane:
*Right, a thing for dudes named Matt. Got it.

Leese:
*Not ALL Matts. There are some ugly Matts.
*I like hot Matts. Matts with sexy tattoos.

Shane:
*lmao

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Re: HILARIOUS CONVOS!
« Reply #22 on: March 15, 2010, 03:50:41 PM »
[13:26] Grant: So.... how are you?


...

*flees to the panic room*
[13:26] bullitproof: XD
[13:27] Grant: I...I don't actually have a panic room. It's just a broom closet with a really big bag of dog food in front of it.
[13:29] bullitproof: hey, those big dogs of bag food... wow... did i just type that?
[13:29] bullitproof: i did. and was about to backspace, but then had to share
[13:30] Grant: Big Dogs of Bag Food sounds like an independent film.
[13:31] Grant: And if it's not one, it's about to be. I'm writing the script as we speak.
[13:32] Grant: It'll be the only movie to be shot entirely on a webcam from Kmart.
[13:33] Grant: With a $200 budget.
[13:34] bullitproof: bahahahahaha
[13:35] bullitproof: what does the 200 go towards? snacks while you spend 100 hours in front of the cameras trying to capture brilliance at random?
[13:37] Grant: I'm just gonna get some douchey pretty boy to put on some dark clothing, throw some baby powder on him, and shove his scrawny ass into a tree. If I expose enough teenage girls to it, I'll be a millionaire in no time.
[13:37] bullitproof: THE BABY POWDER NEEDS TO HAVE GLITTER IN IT. DON'T FORGET.
[13:37] Grant: That might be out of my price range.
[13:38] bullitproof: for two hundred?
[13:38] bullitproof: up it to 210 and by some gorram glitter
[13:39] Grant: Yes. I need at least 100 of that to use as bandages to cover the severe lacerations my dignity will suffer in the process.
[13:42] Grant: Or maybe I'll spend the money on a cheap camcorder and a warhammer. I'll get my halloween viking gear on and go around bashing pretty boys and emo kids with the hammer.
[13:42] bullitproof: METAL TROLL
[13:42] Grant: DEATH VIA GIMLI~!

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Re: HILARIOUS CONVOS!
« Reply #23 on: March 16, 2010, 11:04:47 PM »
Jeff is an ex of mine that I'm still friends with. 


Jeff: Okay, so it's official...Heather basically said she was sure there would be other opportunities for us to have sex...

Me: Cool.

Jeff: And I was rather smart.  I parleyed a screw-up of forgetting a DVD last time we met into me spending the night with her next Saturday after the party.

Me: Cool.

Jeff: Oh, and she says I should tell you that you trained me well...

Me: Cool.

Jeff: You could say thank me.  lol.

Me:  Why should I say thanks?  I'm the master, you're the padawan.  You should be thanking me for teaching you not to suck so badly they never call you back...like your "girlfriends" did before I came along. 


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Re: HILARIOUS CONVOS!
« Reply #24 on: March 19, 2010, 05:58:37 PM »
kore: :| never google randy orton with the safesearch off.
joyce: ....
joyce: don't tell me that
joyce: now i have to do it
kore: he has a towel
kore: but it's uh
kore: not ON really if you get me
joyce: O_o
joyce: i don't ever wanna see that again
kore: it's... draped.
kore: yeah, you see.
joyce: great body but ....oh holy fuck.
kore: ?
kore: my brainmeats are just melted from that photo in general.  naked guys at random are... Definitely Not My Thing.
joyce: lol.
joyce: the look on his face just says to me:  "Bet you can't guess how small my penis is."
kore: ... doesn't his face always say that?
joyce: good point
kore: aaaah we should funny convo thread that and burn out more folks' brainmeats
joyce: doooo it
kore: because we are sadists and because misery loves company
joyce: oh yes
kore: and also ridiculousness loves company and that qualifies too.
joyce: very true
« Last Edit: March 19, 2010, 06:00:35 PM by fiVe »

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Re: HILARIOUS CONVOS!
« Reply #25 on: March 19, 2010, 06:47:04 PM »
Not hilarious, but it amused me.  ;D  Sorry Shane.


Enigma- "Really, being an asshole is just a misunderstood form of self enlightenment." says:
*lol I've been in front of my keyboard a lot more than I've wanted tobe lately. I think I'm tired of writing period right now. xp
*.*.*.*.*Beautiful Disaster*.*.*.*.* says:
*Then go lie down or something ^^
Enigma- "Really, being an asshole is just a misunderstood form of self enlightenment." says:
*lmao I really should. xp I think I've slept a grand total of 1-3 hours over the last four days.
*.*.*.*.*Beautiful Disaster*.*.*.*.* says:
*What time is it?
Enigma- "Really, being an asshole is just a misunderstood form of self enlightenment." says:
*2:43 pm.
*.*.*.*.*Beautiful Disaster*.*.*.*.* says:
*Wait...  Where are you?
Enigma- "Really, being an asshole is just a misunderstood form of self enlightenment." says:
*My home town= my characters home towns.
*.*.*.*.*Beautiful Disaster*.*.*.*.* says:
*Then how are you an hour behind me? :S
Enigma- "Really, being an asshole is just a misunderstood form of self enlightenment." says:
*Wait... That clock is wrong. xp
*.*.*.*.*Beautiful Disaster*.*.*.*.* says:
*lol
*Don't do that to me! .>.<

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Re: HILARIOUS CONVOS!
« Reply #26 on: March 21, 2010, 03:12:32 PM »
louisa says (18:59):
 dont supose you know much about printers?

Zig says (18:59):
 ish
 'sup?

louisa says (19:00):
 i changed my ink the other day cuz it'd run out, now when i print its got yellow lines going through the image all the way down the page...

Zig says (19:00):
 oh
 hmm

Zig says (19:01):
 witout seeing the printer it's hard to tell why it'd do that
 
louisa just sent you a nudge.
 
Zig says (19:01):
 lol

louisa says (19:02):
 aagggh sorry didnt mean to do that... ... its only been doing it since i changed the ink, might give them a wiggle and see if its just not conected propperly?

Zig says (19:03):
 maybe

louisa says (19:04):
 im doing a nozzle check lol

Zig says (19:04):
 heard that before
;) :P
 
louisa says (19:04):
 lol

louisa says (19:05):
 well that came back clean so not sure what it could be?

Zig says (19:05):
 have you run a print test?

louisa says (19:05):
 yeah just done it

Zig says (19:05):
 no joy?

louisa says (19:06):
 meh ish, im doing a head clean to see if that works

Zig says (19:06):
 heard that one before  too 
:D ;)

louisa says (19:07):
 haha someones feeling much better arnt they!? lol i see the illness hasnt effected your filthy mind lol
 
Zig says (19:07):
 it'd take more than a bout of sickness to halt my sickness  ;)

louisa says (19:08):
 lol
 woooh my head cleaning was sucsessful 

Zig says (19:08):
 i'll bet it was

louisa says (19:09):
 :D

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Re: HILARIOUS CONVOS!
« Reply #27 on: March 21, 2010, 06:25:25 PM »
Zig says:
 juggalo is a man whore, right?
joyce says:
 extreme fan of insane clown posse, but close enough.
 LOL


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Re: HILARIOUS CONVOS!
« Reply #28 on: March 21, 2010, 06:35:19 PM »
**special note** JENN AND I HAVE NEVER BEEN MARRIED NOR HAVE WE DATED!

[12:16:00 AM] Roberta Belton: awwww baby i didn't mean to break your heart i offered to come kiss you better
[12:16:38 AM] jennifer bramhill: but u didnt! (broken heart)
[12:17:05 AM] Roberta Belton: no offense but i guess i will flirt with anyone tonight
[12:17:50 AM] jennifer bramhill:
[12:17:58 AM] jennifer bramhill: fell better now tho? not so crazy
[12:18:24 AM] Roberta Belton: yeah i feel a lil better thanks... robertabelton i love how a simple comma can make the difference in one sentence.... "i'm sorry i love you"... my newest tweet
[12:20:09 AM] jennifer bramhill: lol
[12:21:22 AM] Roberta Belton: what i'm sorry i'm cheating on you with, but i do love them but i like you too
[12:21:36 AM] jennifer bramhill: yea! we never devorsed!
[12:21:53 AM] Roberta Belton: when you learn how to spell it we will be
[12:22:05 AM] jennifer bramhill: i tore up the divorce papers i never signed it
[12:22:30 AM] Roberta Belton: so we're still together or do i have to make them up tomorrow at work and put em on your desk to be signed i'll put why we broke up cause i was unfaithful
[12:22:56 AM] jennifer bramhill: hahah  well i think i was cheating on alex at the time... with u ... so bad excuse
[12:23:50 AM] Roberta Belton: yeah we did spend a night in a hotel room together
[12:24:09 AM] jennifer bramhill: heheheh
[12:24:19 AM] Roberta Belton: alright i still luv yah get some sleep i still care if it means anything
[12:24:43 AM] jennifer bramhill: but its you not me?
[12:24:51 AM] Roberta Belton: well it's them not you
[12:24:54 AM] jennifer bramhill: haha
[12:25:15 AM] jennifer bramhill: well i wont sign the papers till i get hald the stuff
[12:25:32 AM] Roberta Belton: half my stuff includes half my debt and baby you don't want half that
[12:25:43 AM] jennifer bramhill: lol and mine  i owe osap bout 22,000
[12:25:48 AM] Roberta Belton: :O
[12:25:51 AM] jennifer bramhill: lol
[12:26:01 AM] Roberta Belton: fuck that i'll just continue to cheat on you
[12:26:05 AM] jennifer bramhill: lol
[12:26:07 AM] Roberta Belton: you'll get sick of it sooner or later
[12:26:12 AM] jennifer bramhill: (heart) u dear gnite
[12:26:25 AM] Roberta Belton: luv yah too have good sleeps hunny
[12:26:37 AM] jennifer bramhill: btw my folks aint home ill sneak u in walk ovr
[12:26:38 AM] jennifer bramhill: hehe
[12:26:41 AM] jennifer bramhill: gnite
[12:26:54 AM] Roberta Belton: erm i'll stay here to stay outta trouble alright
[12:26:57 AM] jennifer bramhill: haha
[12:27:05 AM] Roberta Belton: night pincess
[12:27:22 AM] jennifer bramhill: *cough* and i cant spell?
[12:27:37 AM] Roberta Belton: no i ment to leave the r outta that
[12:27:50 AM] jennifer bramhill: huh lol
[12:28:02 AM] Roberta Belton: nevermind go to sleep before i spank you
[12:28:25 AM] jennifer bramhill: omg OMG OOOOMMMMFFFFGGGG
[12:28:42 AM] Roberta Belton: ha ha ha ha ha good night
[12:28:52 AM] jennifer bramhill: fine leave me (broken heart)
[12:29:08 AM] Roberta Belton: i need a shower divorce papers will be on your desk
[12:29:20 AM] Roberta Belton: i can't do this i can't break your heart more than what i have before
[12:29:43 AM] jennifer bramhill: i can forgive the past but lets make a future togerhet
[12:30:29 AM] Roberta Belton: i won't be able to look at you and feel those feelings they're not there... i've destroyed us and who we were
[12:30:45 AM] jennifer bramhill: ur the best thanks for putting me in good mood gnite! and let me know if u want that saterday shift... if yes get a paper for it fill out ur part leave on my desk u can take as much of it as u want
[12:30:52 AM] jennifer bramhill: (broken heart)
[12:31:07 AM] Roberta Belton: alright i'll talk to mum and dad good night
[12:31:11 AM] jennifer bramhill: its a 11-7
[12:31:14 AM] Roberta Belton: ok
[12:31:22 AM] Roberta Belton: nite my dear

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Re: HILARIOUS CONVOS!
« Reply #29 on: March 22, 2010, 12:03:09 AM »
(17:03) ±DreamlandsOfDan: i hate rangers. i really do
(17:03) Leese: I don't  
(17:03) ±DreamlandsOfDan: you fucking do. they are shit but always scrape through.
(17:04) Leese: I don't  I used to be big into Rangers
(17:04) ±DreamlandsOfDan: your a fanny tho :P
(17:04) Leese: think I've told you this before... Ally McCoist...
(17:04) ±DreamlandsOfDan: i used to live 2 doors from ally
annnd
bout..500 yards from paul mcstays mum
haah
(17:05) Leese: hahaha I know where Paul Scholes lives
(17:05) Leese: and I've seen him in the co-op in my town before
SCHOLESY SHOPS AT CO-OP!
(17:05) ±DreamlandsOfDan: co op is shit. yknow. i went to NETTO?
ive never heard of it.
its fantastic.
itsl ike..lidl!
(17:06) Leese: hahaha  My mum used to shop at Netto and I'd REFUSE to take the bags to school if I had stuff to carry
and ALDI!
People would get called Aldi bashers... that wasn't nice XD
(17:06) Leese: oh, the bitchiness of high school  
(17:06) ±DreamlandsOfDan: hjaha
you love it!
aldi bashers..
thats awesome.
(17:06) Leese: hahahaha
(17:07) ±DreamlandsOfDan: you touch the aldi! in the bum! twice. :)
(17:07) Leese: I has a new piercing!
I don't wanna work tonight  It's a United pub!
(17:07) ±DreamlandsOfDan: what piercing?
you love it.
(17:08) ±DreamlandsOfDan: glory glory man utd
(17:08) Leese: conch piercing
fuck off -_-
(17:12) You have invited ±DreamlandsOfDanger± to start viewing webcam. Please wait for a response or Cancel (Alt+Q) the pending invitation.
(17:12) You have canceled your invitation to start viewing webcam.
(17:12) Leese: MY COMP IS BEING GAYER THAN YOU

Then the fun began...

(17:13) ±DreamlandsOfDan: you are the supreme poofing machine.
(17:13) Leese: and so is my camera. it's pitch black  
(17:13) ±DreamlandsOfDan: maybe cause you're black?
(17:14) ±DreamlandsOfDan: turn a light on  
(17:14) Leese: light's on
(17:14) ±DreamlandsOfDan: you a fuckin orc?
(17:14) Leese: and there's a lamp right next to me
(17:14) ±DreamlandsOfDan: green goblin! you  been fannying with settingsZ?
(17:14) Leese: no
well, yeah. but i fixed them so it would work yesterday. they're the same as they were
(17:14) The webcam session has ended.

(17:14) ±DreamlandsOfDan: hmm
change em again
go to defaultZ;p
(17:14) Leese: i just did
and put the brightness right up
(17:15) Leese: it didnt change anything  
(17:15) You have invited ±DreamlandsOfDanger± to start viewing webcam. Please wait for a response or Cancel (Alt+Q) the pending invitation.
(17:15) Leese: i think it's fooked  
(17:15) ±DreamlandsOfDanger± has accepted your invitation to start viewing webcam.
(17:15) ±DreamlandsOfDan: i think you're a goblin
wahey..sorted
(17:15) Leese: not really
(17:15) ±DreamlandsOfDan: not so goblin anymore.
(17:15) Leese: still dark
(17:15) ±DreamlandsOfDan: i thnk you should get your arsecheeks pierced.
(17:15) Leese: i dunno if you'll even be able to see it  
(17:16) Leese: whoa
that like... zoomed rapido
(17:16) ±DreamlandsOfDan: nice ears.
*TONGUES
(17:16) ±DreamlandsOfDan: MMMMMZZZ
(17:16) ±DreamlandsOfDan: *ERIC SHAUN*

(17:16) The webcam session has ended.
(17:16) ±DreamlandsOfDan: haa
look at you and your fancy zoom!
(17:17) Leese: omg
this is insane
look now XD (Cam is BRIGHT)
(17:17) You have invited ±DreamlandsOfDanger± to start viewing webcam. Please wait for a response or Cancel (Alt+Q) the pending invitation.
(17:17) ±DreamlandsOfDanger± has accepted your invitation to start viewing webcam.
(17:17) ±DreamlandsOfDan: ..so now you're an angel?
oh
(17:17) Leese: YAY!
(17:17) ±DreamlandsOfDan: there we go
STOP SMOKING!
(17:17) Leese: thurr
(17:17) ±DreamlandsOfDan: can i pierce your bum?
(17:17) Leese: no

(17:18) Leese:
I just told my dad to work for me tonight
he said no  :(
(17:19) ±DreamlandsOfDan: gutted
GLORY
GLORY MAN UTD
AND THE REDS GO MARCHIN
on
on
on
(17:19) Leese: hopefully the united fans will be gone by now...
hmmm
fuck off 
(17:19) ±DreamlandsOfDan: ..COME ON YOU REDS
COME ON YOU REDS
..the team that every defender dreads
(17:19) ±DreamlandsOfDan: ..we are the devils in red yknow..
ITS MAN UTD..
(17:19) Leese: i hate you
(17:19) ±DreamlandsOfDan: HERE WE GO!
...............cmon..sing along
GLORY GLORY MAN UTDDDDDD
(17:19) Leese: I tried to kick SJK once for dissing liverpool >.<
I'll kick you and not miss
(17:19) ±DreamlandsOfDan: i'/d catch it
then ground and pound you
and pierce your bum
(17:19) Leese: He was sitting down
(17:20) Leese: I kicked the bottom of his chair
FAIL
(17:20) ±DreamlandsOfDan: ..thats cause your a girl
and therefore
kick like torres
 :o
(17:20) Leese: he said:

"Fuck Chelsea!" so I went "YAY!" then he went "...and Liverpool"
 
(17:20) ±DreamlandsOfDan: haa
chelsea are wank too.
(17:20) Leese: they  are
I should get ready
but i cba
(17:21) ±DreamlandsOfDan: you gonna get your man utd away strip 1993 on? ;)
green yellow ftw
=p
(17:21) Leese: -_-
(17:22) ±DreamlandsOfDan: *SMOOCH*
smileee..
(17:22) Leese: Work for me
(17:22) ±DreamlandsOfDan: you might still make.....europa league
(17:22) Leese: you have... 38 mins to get here. from scotland.
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