Author Topic: HILARIOUS CONVOS!  (Read 15812 times)

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Re: HILARIOUS CONVOS!
« Reply #195 on: May 28, 2011, 07:48:27 PM »
stygtya buena says (00:41):
*[00:44] Wilde Tanke: one final question; is there a cannon official PPV price? :-)
[00:44] styg - busy: nope
[00:44] styg - busy: well maybe

stygtya buena says (00:41):
*I assume he means canon.

stygtya buena says (00:42):
*any idea, Leese?

|| The Wild Fucking Ride || I Can Make Your Body Levitate || xfoREVerBrokenx || says (00:43):
*nooooooooooope lol

stygtya buena says (00:43):
*haha me either

stygtya buena says (00:43):
*Some Money.

|| The Wild Fucking Ride || I Can Make Your Body Levitate || xfoREVerBrokenx || says (00:43):
*yes XD

stygtya buena says (00:43):
*That's what it says on the poster.

|| The Wild Fucking Ride || I Can Make Your Body Levitate || xfoREVerBrokenx || says (00:43):
*LMAO

|| The Wild Fucking Ride || I Can Make Your Body Levitate || xfoREVerBrokenx || says (00:43):
*GIVE US SOME MONEY AND YOU CAN WATCH US

|| The Wild Fucking Ride || I Can Make Your Body Levitate || xfoREVerBrokenx || says (00:44):
*$29.95 or something. I dunno. Cheaper than the real world XD

stygtya buena says (00:44):
*We also accept livestock or your first born child.

|| The Wild Fucking Ride || I Can Make Your Body Levitate || xfoREVerBrokenx || says (00:44):
*x'D

stygtya buena says (00:44):
*also gold nuggets

stygtya buena says (00:44):
*or really good weed

|| The Wild Fucking Ride || I Can Make Your Body Levitate || xfoREVerBrokenx || says (00:44):
*or sluts.

|| The Wild Fucking Ride || I Can Make Your Body Levitate || xfoREVerBrokenx || says (00:44):
*we'll take sluts

|| The Wild Fucking Ride || I Can Make Your Body Levitate || xfoREVerBrokenx || says (00:44):
*only if they're hot sluts

stygtya buena says (00:44):
*LOL

|| The Wild Fucking Ride || I Can Make Your Body Levitate || xfoREVerBrokenx || says (00:44):
*and definitely female

stygtya buena says (00:45):
*oh man do we actually have any straight, unmarried women in GEW right now? XD

stygtya buena says (00:45):
*OH RIGHT YES

stygtya buena says (00:45):
*I play them *facepalm*

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Re: HILARIOUS CONVOS!
« Reply #196 on: June 06, 2011, 10:20:12 AM »
[15:15:41] craig ignatowitz: my punctuation sucks because I stopped using it thanks to the internet
[15:16:19] craig ignatowitz: wanna know something funny...
[15:16:20] Lisa: I just won 2 cents. Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.
[15:16:24] craig ignatowitz: yayayyyyy
[15:16:29] Lisa: and what's funny?
[15:17:18] craig ignatowitz: this will make you laugh...  if I read "erotica" online and it has typos and bad grammar... I can't read it... because I'm annoyed and trying to correct the shit in my head
[15:17:39] Lisa: Oh you're not the only one. If I read ANYTHING I get pissed off and wanna correct.
[15:17:57] Lisa: you're/your and to/too/two pisses me off when people get it wrong lol
[15:18:05] craig ignatowitz: thank Fod you can spell you're
[15:18:09] craig ignatowitz: God
[15:18:11] craig ignatowitz: damn fingers
[15:18:13] Lisa: Oh, the oriny
[15:18:16] Lisa: irony
[15:18:17] Lisa: shit
[15:18:17] craig ignatowitz: lol
[15:18:21] Lisa: we both suck
[15:18:44] craig ignatowitz: how orinic
[15:19:03] Lisa: Shut up, Fod.

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Re: HILARIOUS CONVOS!
« Reply #197 on: June 22, 2011, 04:16:15 PM »
Jeremy: I'm reading the results, and I win my first match with Hughes ^_^ (I know that Kris no-showed.)
Jeremy: So...here's a question:  do you think Jackson would be pissed that Rachel fell to Hughes?
Jax Jackson: Why?
Jax Jackson: Why would he care?
Jeremy: Well.
Jeremy: He's married to her
Jeremy: He should be all, "DAMN YOU, HUGHES!  DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU~!"  lol
Jeremy: God, I'm horrible.
Jax Jackson: Again why would he care?
Jax Jackson: She's a fighter. Losing is part of it
Jeremy: I.  Don't.  Know!
Jax Jackson: :p
Jeremy: Yeah
Jeremy: I be she'd be all, "Brad, Clayton was mean to me :(
Jeremy: lol
Jax Jackson: Nope pretty sure Rachel would NEVER say something like that



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Re: HILARIOUS CONVOS!
« Reply #198 on: June 25, 2011, 06:12:01 PM »
Jeremy: I'm reading the results, and I win my first match with Hughes ^_^ (I know that Kris no-showed.)
Jeremy: So...here's a question:  do you think Jackson would be pissed that Rachel fell to Hughes?
Jax Jackson: Why?
Jax Jackson: Why would he care?
Jeremy: Well.
Jeremy: He's married to her
Jeremy: He should be all, "DAMN YOU, HUGHES!  DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU~!"  lol
Jeremy: God, I'm horrible.
Jax Jackson: Again why would he care?
Jax Jackson: She's a fighter. Losing is part of it
Jeremy: I.  Don't.  Know!
Jax Jackson: :p
Jeremy: Yeah
Jeremy: I be she'd be all, "Brad, Clayton was mean to me :(
Jeremy: lol
Jax Jackson: Nope pretty sure Rachel would NEVER say something like that


I can 100% confirm that Rachel wouldn't say something like that. She has more pressing matters than losing to a time-traveler-but-not-really-or-maybe-he-is-well-fuck-who-cares.

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Re: HILARIOUS CONVOS!
« Reply #199 on: June 26, 2011, 05:40:13 PM »
Jeremy: I'm reading the results, and I win my first match with Hughes ^_^ (I know that Kris no-showed.)
Jeremy: So...here's a question:  do you think Jackson would be pissed that Rachel fell to Hughes?
Jax Jackson: Why?
Jax Jackson: Why would he care?
Jeremy: Well.
Jeremy: He's married to her
Jeremy: He should be all, "DAMN YOU, HUGHES!  DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU~!"  lol
Jeremy: God, I'm horrible.
Jax Jackson: Again why would he care?
Jax Jackson: She's a fighter. Losing is part of it
Jeremy: I.  Don't.  Know!
Jax Jackson: :p
Jeremy: Yeah
Jeremy: I be she'd be all, "Brad, Clayton was mean to me :(
Jeremy: lol
Jax Jackson: Nope pretty sure Rachel would NEVER say something like that


I can 100% confirm that Rachel wouldn't say something like that. She has more pressing matters than losing to a time-traveler-but-not-really-or-maybe-he-is-well-fuck-who-cares.
The time traveling will come...when I write it!  :P

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Re: HILARIOUS CONVOS!
« Reply #200 on: June 26, 2011, 11:31:27 PM »
After discovering the wonders of bacon-flavored lube...

         Kristinthalys                 says (11:10 PM):
*Rachel: You're never gonna walk through a diner without getting a hard-on ever again.
Jax Jackson says (11:12 PM):
*Jax: And then I'll get arrested as a pervet for freaking out some old bat with my breakfast fetish.
         Kristinthalys                 says (11:12 PM):
*Rachel: *laughs* You're welcome.

Mark Chapman

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Re: HILARIOUS CONVOS!
« Reply #201 on: July 01, 2011, 06:45:39 PM »
Conversation with Rich Ward at 2:30am while walking around Manchester. This is probably not going to be as funny as it was at the time.

Rich: "LISA! I thought you were gonna quit smoking!"
Me: "I never said that."
Rich: "You did. You promised me."
Me: "True. About 10 times in six years."
Rich: "And you have it in your Twitter bio...'blah blah blah, smoking and drinking'. So not only do you DO it, you glorify it and advertise it like you're proud of it."
Me: "I knooooooooooooow."
Rich: "Let me put it to you like this..."
Me: "Please don't. Last time you did this you compared it to having sex with M. Shadows."
Rich: "The thing that separates us human beings from the apes is that we have choices to not--"
Me: "So now I'm an ape?"
Rich: "THAT'S NOT WHAT I SAID!"
Me: "You did!"
Rich: "No. I didn't say that. What I said is that what separates us from the...animal kingdom, is that we get to make choices and not act on impulses. And the fact that we can make choices, means that we can say no and..."
Me: "And not be compared to apes."
Rich: "I don't think you should quit if you don't want to. But I think you should want to... and quit."
Me: "So basically you want me to want to quit smoking, and then quit smoking?"
Rich: "Exactly! Well put."

What the conversation led to is extremely hilarious, but I can't type it all up... and there are certain things from it that I'm not allowed to share XD

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Re: HILARIOUS CONVOS!
« Reply #202 on: July 03, 2011, 03:02:45 PM »
I have to post this on here.  I messaged Jeremy Cundiff, who once handled over at FFW, and handles over at CPW with the three-person team, 8-Bit Beatdown.  This is what transpired just a few short minutes ago.

Jeremy J. says
FUCK YOU, CUNDIFF!  FUCK.  YOU!
Oh, I mean, hello 
Madman Szalinski says
yo
Jeremy J. says
Sup?
Madman Szalinski says
dealing with abrupt disconnections
you?
Jeremy J. says
Writing my Unleashed RP.  Deadline's tomorrow.
Madman Szalinski says
FFW?
Jeremy J. says
Then I'll get to work on my CPW crap.
No
Unleased
Unleashed
Madman Szalinski says
?
Jeremy J. says
Lisa's fed
*Sigh*
Madman Szalinski says
FFW?
Jeremy J. says
...
NO YOU NUMBSKULL!
http://unleashed.darkhorseonline.net/index.php
THIS fed 
Madman Szalinski says
THEN WHERE THE FUCK IS LISA'S FED?
Jeremy J. says
Click on the link, my child.
Madman Szalinski says
THE FED'S CALLED UNLEASHED?
WHAT THE FUCK?
Jeremy J. says
Yes.
Madman Szalinski says
WHAT THE CRISPY CHOCLATEY FUCK?
Jeremy J. says
...
Okay, you can stop yelling -_-
Madman Szalinski says
sorry
just get aggrivated at stupidity
like naming your fed UNLEASHED, WHAT THE FUCK...
sorry
Jeremy J. says
It's a fighting fed
The cards are called Unleashed
Think of the fed as...
The Circuit 
Madman Szalinski says
the circuit?
Jeremy J. says
Yes
The Circuit.
Madman Szalinski says
oh, now this is just turning into horse piss
Jeremy J. says
*Blink*
Lisa will so kick your ass 
Madman Szalinski says
bring it on

Of course I had emotes and the whole bit, but this is better without them xD

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Re: HILARIOUS CONVOS!
« Reply #203 on: July 04, 2011, 03:38:42 AM »
'cause heidi is awesome.  it's a slow grower.  hang in through the work rant nao.

[02:21:51] no leaf clover:  i have a teddy bear cat.  he smells like flea collar.
[02:22:20] breakthedust: I have two cats who probably want their late midnight snacks before i curl up to sleep away the fourth of july in a guilty hazy
[02:22:35] no leaf clover: guilty?
[02:22:42] breakthedust: Work makes me feel guilty.
[02:22:57] no leaf clover: ...?
[02:23:19] breakthedust: It's stupid.  Particularly in comparison to most people's work-related complaints. 
[02:25:06] breakthedust: It's just that as far as I understood, I'd be able to be flexible in my schedule as a supervisor, and so far I've just been fucked, and they pay me about a third what I should, and I still have to be on the phones calling for less money than what the callers get.  You'd think you get a promotion, you get more money.  Not just more responsibility, headaches, and anxiety.  They're supposed to pay you more to make up for all that.
[02:26:03] no leaf clover:  aaaaaaaaaaaah.
[02:28:46] breakthedust: But I don't want to go back to the phones and I'm tired of being yelled at because of politics and I'm tired of getting all worked up and feeling guilty before ever talking to my boss.
[02:29:34] no leaf clover:  ... what're ya gonna do?
[02:29:46] breakthedust: hide under a rock.
[02:30:16] no leaf clover:  ... those rolly polly bugs are really great guys you know...
[02:31:09] breakthedust: Translation: Avoid doing anything as long as possible and make whatever decision is easiest at the last minute and justify it to myself as being the only viable option for a dumb reason.  And they are, they share their drinks with me, it's just that their drinks are really really small and I don't like taking so many, it makes me feel like that stupid girl at the bar that flirts just for free alcohol.
[02:32:00] no leaf clover:  ... i fucking love you, heidi.  cackling out loud so hard imma wind up explaining
[02:32:17] breakthedust: *giggles and hugs*
[02:32:34] no leaf clover: the honesty.  it tickles!
[02:32:46] breakthedust: Like rolly pollys?
[02:33:14] no leaf clover: YES! GAHAHAHA

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Re: HILARIOUS CONVOS!
« Reply #204 on: August 20, 2011, 01:19:23 AM »
yesterday I reinstalled AIM on my Blackberry... this is the convo I got when I forgot to uncheck the "allow jerks who aren't on my list to message me" box. Why is that default checked off? That's retarded. Seriously!
My very first sex cam porno bot thing. Awwww. 


onecuteguy123: hi!
onecuteguy123: hello?
bjaxsun013: Who is this?
onecuteguy123: Im nikki
Bjaxsun013: I don't think I know anyone named nikki
onecuteguy123: Hey what's up? 22/F here. u?
Bjaxsun013: If you're a female why does your sn say "onecuteguy"?
onecuteguy123: Hmm. Have we chatted before?
Bjaxsun013: No we haven't. I think I would remember that contradiction.
onecuteguy123: Oh ok. I wasn't sure. Anyways... Whats up?
Bjaxsun013: Ceiling tiles, mostly
onecuteguy123: Oh Im like sooo bored. Theres nothing to do.
onecuteguy123: Oooo wait. I got a fun idea. Have you ever watched a girI strip on cam b4?
Bjaxsun013: You didn't answer my question...what's up with your screen name?
onecuteguy123: WellII.... Do you want to watch me strip on cam?
Bjaxsun013: not if you won't answer me. I asked you a question first. That's only polite.
onecuteguy123: Yeah??? Yay! Ok weIl you have to signup on this site so that i cant be recorded.
onecuteguy123: lt onIy takes a seconnd an its frree. k?
Bjaxsun013: I did NOT say yes and you still didn't answer me. Are you a robot?
onecuteguy123: A bot? not hardly babe. Are you?
Bjaxsun013: Have you been sent from the future to kill me?
onecuteguy123: http://access.im/9/nikki go there thenn at the top cIlick on the golId JOlN FREE button ok?
Bjaxsun013: So why does your name say "onecuteguy"?
onecuteguy123: Nikki
Bjaxsun013: Have to be honest, "Nikki"… I'm really not into chicks with dicks
onecuteguy123: AIso it wiIl ask for a credit card whhen you signup. But DONT worrry lt dosennt charge the carrd at alI. Not even 1 penny. lts just to maake sure that your oveer 18. k?
Bjaxsun013: I'd prefer it if you paid me for my time…
onecuteguy123: K babe welI hurrry up. When you get lIogged in then viiew my cam and we can haave some fun
Bjaxsun013: You are not a real person. You can't even have a conversation
onecuteguy123: l also havve some toys ;-X but you have to tipp me some goId or takee me in private to seee those.
Bjaxsun013: I have toys too but you wouldn't like them. They're the melty-flesh-peely kind of toys.
Bjaxsun013: you know the liquid metal guy in the slag at the end of T2? They do that. Unless you're into that. Not that I'm judging you if you are…
onecuteguy123: Hey Iets taIlk on there my aim iis messing up.
Bjaxsun013: Excuse me.  I need to go talk to a human. You're boring and your typing skills are terrible.
******* user 'onecuteguy123' has been blocked *******



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Re: HILARIOUS CONVOS!
« Reply #205 on: August 20, 2011, 02:02:26 AM »
That's the exact same bot who hit me up on my sn for Freddie. He didn't respond and 'she' went through that entire convo without him. :)

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Re: HILARIOUS CONVOS!
« Reply #206 on: August 21, 2011, 11:40:46 AM »
those used to pop up on V's in-character aim.  i would dutifully respond in-character.

the results were hilarious.  i wish i'd saved them.

"I have toys too but you wouldn't like them. They're the melty-flesh-peely kind of toys."  *tips hat* *applauds*

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« Reply #207 on: August 21, 2011, 01:54:11 PM »
those used to pop up on V's in-character aim.  i would dutifully respond in-character.

the results were hilarious.  i wish i'd saved them.

"I have toys too but you wouldn't like them. They're the melty-flesh-peely kind of toys."  *tips hat* *applauds*

I think I was channeling V at that point. ;)



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Re: HILARIOUS CONVOS!
« Reply #208 on: August 22, 2011, 11:47:52 PM »
guitarGODJ711: excuse me sir, have we met before?
Jax: i don't believe so
Jax: who are you?
guitarGODJ711: i dont believe so either, but most people know me as JT
Jax: if we had met,where might we know each other from?
guitarGODJ711: that i cant answer lol because i dont have a clue
Jax: do you write stuff online?
guitarGODJ711: such as?
Jax: roleplays for pretend wrestlers, for example
guitarGODJ711: i used to. im not so much an rp'er as a fed head nowadays. i just opened a brand new place earlier today actually
guitarGODJ711: i was wondering if maybe youd be interested in checking it out?
Jax: i run my own fed, and rp in another
Jax: doubt i have time
guitarGODJ711: totally understandable, thanks for at least hearing me out man
Jax: no prob, dude... going to at least toss me a link or anything?
guitarGODJ711: im not the type of person to be cliche and kiss ass and keep tossing a link at you. ill sit here and talk with you man to man, and give you a link if you want it
guitarGODJ711: you obviously want it since you asked
guitarGODJ711: http://ehwfv2.proboards.com/index.cgi
guitarGODJ711: feel free to check it out, ask me any questions, im always free
Jax: if you were kissing ass, you'd actually be pretending to know who i am
guitarGODJ711: good point actually lol
Jax: dude, there's nothing to see... don't you have anything on the forums yet?
guitarGODJ711: oh, i might have the guest restriction on
guitarGODJ711: hold on
Jax: lol
guitarGODJ711: my bad lol, should be good now
Jax: right on... only one person on your roster?
guitarGODJ711: just opened earlier today man lol
guitarGODJ711: not even that, just a couple hours ago
Jax: i have a deep and personal loathing for proboards.
Jax: so i'll have to pass
Jax: thanks anyhow
guitarGODJ711: your welcome sir. can i ask why you dislike proboards?
Jax: they're unreliable as hell... they scream WWE rip off fed from 1999... they're full of hackers and trolls... very insecure
Jax: just to name a few
guitarGODJ711: i see what you mean
Jax: http://unleashed.darkhorseonline.net/index.php
guitarGODJ711: personally, i find them easy to use and very reliable. i wouldnt know about wwe rip off feds from 1999 though
Jax: that's what a non proboards fed can look like
guitarGODJ711: with all do respect sir, as it looks amazing and all
guitarGODJ711: thats not much different from a proboards fed
Jax: really?
guitarGODJ711: doesnt look like it honestly
Jax: i own the hosting and i control who accesses the site
Jax: it's uncluttered... doesn't have a lame xchat box on it
Jax: *shrug* I started rping back in the 90's on geoshitties and angelfire and proboards sites
Jax: times have moved on, my friend
Jax: do you have your roster contained in a nice place like mine is on the "Information" tab on proboards?
Jax: no... it's a messy forum post in a topic
guitarGODJ711: youve made your point pretty clear
Jax: i wish  you luck
guitarGODJ711: im sorry i can "own the hosting", seeing as that probably costs money
guitarGODJ711: and im unemployed
guitarGODJ711: because no one is fucking hiring
Jax: geee that sucks
guitarGODJ711: and ill smack everyone in congress if i have to, but meh
Jax: best of luck on your random AOL recruiting.



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Re: HILARIOUS CONVOS!
« Reply #209 on: August 23, 2011, 01:27:28 PM »
bahahaha.  i remember the Great Debacle of PWE where one of the gigantic overbloated staff decided to take over the place and demodded everybody but himself and his wife.

it was proboards.

i was in the backend taking out the garbage before they even got word to the original admin.

 


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