Author Topic: HILARIOUS CONVOS!  (Read 15980 times)

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Re: HILARIOUS CONVOS!
« Reply #30 on: March 22, 2010, 08:04:34 PM »
Darrell is my guy's step-dad. This conversation was with him yesterday. We always banter back and forth. For some reason I started saying "I'm a pony, I'm a pony" don't know why- just was feeling like my normal ditzy self.

Me: I'm a pony! I'm a pony!

Darrell: So you're saying you're a jack ass?

Me: No I didn't say I was a jack ass, said I was a pony- huge difference there.

Darrell: And what is the difference exactly?

Me: Well for starters a jack ass is a donkey and a pony is a minature horse.

Darrell: So instead you're a horse's ass?

-Few moments of silence-

Me: Give me a half an hour and I should have a come back for you.

-30 secs or so later-

Me: I got it! Takes one to know one!

Darrell: Yeah, that was real original.

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Re: HILARIOUS CONVOS!
« Reply #31 on: March 30, 2010, 03:05:10 PM »
kore: where has my hatred of randy orton gone?
Jay: gone when he stopped doing headlocks and started doing THE POSE again?
kore: iiiii don't know.
kore: http://wrestleconnect.forumotion.net/general-discussion-f5/your-thoughts-onwwe-edition-2-t1216-15.htm#15014  it's like that.
Jay: it's been pointed out on some other forums that Orton's face turn happened with him being the same twitchy, spasming, mat-pounding, drooling psycho, just targeting heels instead of faces.  plus, since doing the face turn, he's stopped doing the headlocks, in accordance with the "face wrestles INTENSELY, heel wrestles boring" philosophy
kore: ... yes.
kore: i can't do anything but agree.
kore: so basically, in the course of THAT, he went in my head from an intensely whiny guy with headlocks to... the tazmanian devil?
kore: er, well, he always had The Stare.
Jay: ...more or less, yeah.
Jay: Ah, yes, The Stare.
Jay: Like he's trying to kill you with MIND BULLETS
kore: and all that changed was dropping a couple dull moves and targeting different people.  wrestling never ceases to amaze
Jay: I just want to tell WWE, "See?  not all faces have to be smilin', kid-pleasin', gramma-assistin' whitebread jackoffs."
kore: YESSSSS
Jay: Not advocating the Russo mindset of SHADES OF GRAY, but not everything has to be black and white.
Jay: Some black and white, sure.  But a little bit of gray is fine.
kore: sometimes you need your necessary evil
kore: to come kill folk with Mind Bullets
Jay: Of course, TNA subscribes to the Shades of Gray Hair philosophy, apparently.
kore: unfortunately.

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Re: HILARIOUS CONVOS!
« Reply #32 on: April 05, 2010, 03:34:32 PM »
- Dead to the world. says (20:16):
*my mate linked me to a pic of val in bra and panties. now i see what he sees in her!! ^^

nick says (20:17):
*lmao!
*val = matts wife, yes?

- Dead to the world. says (20:17):
*yup

nick says (20:19):
*linky?

- Dead to the world. says (20:19):
http://cdn.buzznet.com/assets/users16/masterpiecebeautiful/default/valary--large-msg-126507129667.jpg

nick says (20:20):
* :o yes

- Dead to the world. says (20:21):
*i still hate her for stealing my man before i even had a chance to meet him!

nick says (20:21):
*lmao!
*i met him
*and her ^.^

- Dead to the world. says (20:21):
*lol
*bet you didnt meet her like THAT XD

nick says (20:21):
*not quite..
*i was too busy eyeing up matts tats tbh.
*his chest piece looks so much better in real life

- Dead to the world. says (20:22):
*shut up!!!
*i want a chance to stare at his chest up close XD

nick says (20:22):
*lol!
*:P

- Dead to the world. says (20:22):
*he's so fit

nick says (20:22):
*lmao

- Dead to the world. says (20:23):
*i also love this pic and val's bikini bottom is  VERY tiny

- Dead to the world. says (20:24):
http://i43.tinypic.com/2e4g768.jpg

nick says (20:24):
*lol :P
*well that top chest piece is greeeat close up
*good work on it;P

- Dead to the world. says (20:24):
*i bet
*i bet it feels nice, too
*not because of the tattoo
*but yeah ^^

nick says (20:24):
*I wouldn't know that...

- Dead to the world. says (20:25):
*you should have touched it for me!

nick says (20:25):
*i think he'd have hit me?

- Dead to the world. says (20:25):
*worth it
*"How'd you get that black eye?"
"M. Shadows punched me."
*BRAGGING RIGHTS

nick says (20:26):
*lol!!!!!

- Dead to the world. says (20:26):
*I reckon it'd hurt a lot
*being punched by him

nick says (20:26):
*yeah.

- Dead to the world. says (20:26):
*his arms are huge xD

nick says (20:26):
*huger in real life ;P

- Dead to the world. says (20:26):
*SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
*:(

nick says (20:27):
*:P

- Dead to the world. says (20:27):
*it's all made worse by the fact I should have been there meeting you with them ^^
*if only I'd got in touch with Zee xD
*...meeting them with you, even

nick says (20:27):
*you mean meating them with me
*:P
*haha
*yeah. You shoulda done
*I only got in touch with her friday night
*while sat on the inflatable sofa;D

- Dead to the world. says (20:28):
*lol well i didnt because everyone else who went sidestage with someone got rushed off so i was like "my first time seeing A7X... I wanna be at the front" -_-

nick says (20:28):
*and we were closer than you

- Dead to the world. says (20:28):
*^^ oh well
*birthday card was fun xD

nick says (20:28):
*haha
*you coulda given it him PERSONALLY

- Dead to the world. says (20:28):
*SHUT UP XD

nick says (20:29):
*i were actually gonna text and ask you if you wanted me to give it to him
*but i figured you'd be at the front already
*which you were:P

- Dead to the world. says (20:29):
*i'd have got a hug and probably a kiss on the cheek or sometihng xD
*GODDAMNIT ^^
*then I'd have collapsed

nick says (20:29):
*then i coulda got the hug and kiss on the cheek ;D

- Dead to the world. says (20:29):
*and he'd have had to give me chest compressions
*and kiss of life

nick says (20:30):
*thats ok im a qualified first aider

- Dead to the world. says (20:30):
*lmao
*i'd have stayed dead
*"ONLY SHADOWS CAN SAVE ME NOW" *collapses again*

nick says (20:31):
*lmao!










- Dead to the world. says (21:24):
*Glasgow gig is at cathouse xD wherever that is

- Dead to the world. says (21:25):
*I have 3 days of living on coaches to look forward to ^^

      Ciaran         - Just drool in the dark as you stare at the lights.  Sonisphere 2010 (H) says (21:25):
*Cathouse is a rock club, it's pretty awesome :D sounds like fun :P

- Dead to the world. says (21:25):
*wicked
*played ABC2 last time I saw 'em in Glasgow

      Ciaran         - Just drool in the dark as you stare at the lights.  Sonisphere 2010 (H) says (21:26):
*Awesome, ABC is alright, but quite expensive for drinks ¬_¬, whereas Cathouse is really cheap :D

- Dead to the world. says (21:26):
*yay! always good
*looking at coach times now xD I'll get to Glasgow at........ 13:55

- Dead to the world. says (21:28):
*£10! I better book it now while it's cheap xD

      Ciaran         - Just drool in the dark as you stare at the lights.  Sonisphere 2010 (H) says (21:29):
*awesome :P

- Dead to the world. says (21:40):
*or not since my bank is being gay and wont let me use my card ^^ some suspicious activity check again -_-

      Ciaran         - Just drool in the dark as you stare at the lights.  Sonisphere 2010 (H) says (21:42):
*XD you should stop with the suspicious activities then! :P

- Dead to the world. says (21:42):
*lmao maybe!

- Dead to the world. says (21:43):
*suspicious activity like... listening to Rihanna xD

      Ciaran         - Just drool in the dark as you stare at the lights.  Sonisphere 2010 (H) says (21:44):
*exactly :| :L

- Dead to the world. says (21:49):
*this is less suspicious

      Ciaran         - Just drool in the dark as you stare at the lights.  Sonisphere 2010 (H) says (21:50):
*yeah :P that's more like it

*nick says (21:50):
*ewwww to slash D;

- Dead to the world. says (21:50):
*:-O

- Dead to the world. says (21:51):
*BLASPHEMY
« Last Edit: April 05, 2010, 04:57:30 PM by Mark Chapman »

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Re: HILARIOUS CONVOS!
« Reply #33 on: April 16, 2010, 02:25:24 AM »
After all these years, the truth finally comes out! Prepare yourself, folks! While writing a scene about spies, guess who just blurts out the most random lines in an IM I've seen in forever!

darkhorsejax (Lisa) says:
 true
 i love dicks
 .........ok that looks bad
 you know what i mean
Mark - FFW Owner (I'm Baaack!) says:
 That was the best line i've seen in an IM in ages.

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Re: HILARIOUS CONVOS!
« Reply #34 on: April 16, 2010, 02:27:53 AM »
you suck! That's totally out of context. :P



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Re: HILARIOUS CONVOS!
« Reply #35 on: April 16, 2010, 02:28:55 AM »
*has your back, Lisa~*

Kristinthalys                 says (1:21 AM):
*http://newsok.com/warr-acres-catholic-church-has-crucifix-some-say-shows-exposed-genitals-of-jesus/article/3453833?custom_click=rss
*You do know he promises a second coming.
         Kristinthalys                 says (1:22 AM):
*^__^
Mark - FFW Owner (I'm Baaack!) says (1:25 AM):
*So do I, if I take enough vitamins.

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Re: HILARIOUS CONVOS!
« Reply #36 on: April 18, 2010, 02:44:07 PM »
Ogi the Great
(1:37:41 PM):     i don't understand how so many people can't get lenin.
(1:38:06 PM):     "the socialist ideology was meant to strengthen the bourgeois ideology..."
(1:38:09 PM):     *sigh*

jadakaine
(1:38:31 PM):     The stupid.  It burns.

Ogi the Great
(1:38:44 PM):     yeah.....
(1:39:49 PM):     i wanted to write, "if, by "strengthen" you mean "kill them all and take their stuff" then yes."


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Re: HILARIOUS CONVOS!
« Reply #37 on: April 18, 2010, 03:32:53 PM »
I'm telling my first boyfriend (who I'm still friends with) how to make a deep-fried twinkie.


Joyce: Oh darlin. Go out and buy a thing of corn flour. Mix in some blackened seasoning.
Carlton: lol, what is blackened seasoning?
Joyce: ...I've clearly been in the south too long.
Carlton: I would say so  :P


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Re: HILARIOUS CONVOS!
« Reply #38 on: April 20, 2010, 11:43:46 PM »
Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. says (04:23):
http://www.crosswordsolver.org/definition/V maybe i can do the acrostic now ^^
but i really can't be bothered. things like that take brain power i dont have at 4:30am

Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. says (04:24):
because if i had brain power I'd have said "require" in that last message instead of "take"

darkhorsejax (Lisa) says (04:24):
lol
agreed
i'm already nodding off

Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. says (04:25):
I have one!
A mazinger than
7
X ylophones
yeah
win

darkhorsejax (Lisa) says (04:27):
lmao
Awesomesauce on
7
Xylophones

Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. says (04:27):
lmao

Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. says (04:28):
A venged Sevenfold front man has a cock larger than
7 inches that I want and now my mind is
X rated

darkhorsejax (Lisa) says (04:28):
dare you to use awesomesauce or badassery in a poem

Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. says (04:28):
:|

darkhorsejax (Lisa) says (04:28):
hahahaha
that's a bit more accurate

Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. says (04:29):
Totally should post that on AP xD

darkhorsejax (Lisa) says (04:30):
yeah you should
as a joke

Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. says (04:30):
and write it in my A7X poem book that I will give to them

darkhorsejax (Lisa) says (04:32):
for sure!
maybe shads will shag u for that one

Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. says (04:32):
lmao
well
it must be boring banging the same woman for 14 years
Or I'd get an

Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. says (04:34):
"I'm sorry to disappoint you, but it's actually only 6.9. I stuff my pants."
OH GOD. 69.
accidental
bad number placement xD

Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. says (04:35):
I'm posting this on the boards. Just to keep tradition of "EVERYTHING LEESE POSTS IN THE HILARIOUS CONVOS THREAD REVOLVES AROUND M. SHADOWS' PEEN."

darkhorsejax (Lisa) says (04:35):
it's true though
you do mention his wang a lot

Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. says (04:36):
how can I not when it's like...
IN MY FACE IN EVERY PICTURE








-                       moo says (04:37):
*did i tell you about the dream ihad about him a few months ago?

Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. says (04:37):
*noooooooo

-                       moo says (04:37):
*i met him in a car park and he was all let's bang
*so we started fucking on the top of a car

Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. says (04:37):
*did i tell you about the one i had where he got hit by a train and then was playing pool in the pub? xD

-                       moo says (04:37):
*and he LITERALLY had a horse penis.

Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. says (04:38):
*lmao!!!!

-                       moo says (04:38):
*:S

Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. says (04:38):
*have you ever seen a rhino's penis?
*it's like a lightning bolt

-                       moo says (04:38):
*no XD
*BAHAHA

Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. says (04:38):
*me and will googled it while recording mojo radio and talking about it
*i cant remember WHY I brought up rhino penis in the first place
*but i knew it was like lightning

-                       moo says (04:39):
*electrifying ;D

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« Reply #39 on: April 21, 2010, 11:59:10 AM »
A friend and I contemplating why people in the south are generally so fucking stupid. 



jadakaine (5:10:53 PM): *sigh*  Why does the south have to suck so much?
Ogi the Great (5:12:59 PM): i have no idea.
Ogi the Great (5:13:19 PM): mmmmmm.......i'll think about it as i pee.
jadakaine (5:13:22 PM): Have fun
Ogi the Great (5:14:26 PM): got it.
Ogi the Great (5:14:28 PM): brain bacteria.
Ogi the Great (5:14:29 PM): you see
Ogi the Great (5:14:38 PM): because of the temperatures down here
Ogi the Great (5:14:44 PM): it never gets cold enough to truely freeze
Ogi the Great (5:14:57 PM): which means that bacteria can hang on, even if barely, year-round
Ogi the Great (5:15:09 PM): whereas back home, well, it be cold in the winter.
jadakaine (5:15:19 PM): And the fuckers get killed.
jadakaine (5:15:26 PM): Grr.  Stupid brain bacteria.
Ogi the Great (5:15:27 PM): now, we'll assume that there's some sort of bacteria that rots one's brain
Ogi the Great (5:15:40 PM): perhaps it manifests in a desire to have a buffet like everywhere
Ogi the Great (5:16:03 PM): or in a need to have a pickup truck.
Ogi the Great (5:16:07 PM): and a mullet.
Ogi the Great (5:16:12 PM): but, that's why the south sucks.
jadakaine (5:19:16 PM): your logic is sound.
Ogi the Great (5:19:32 PM): hehehehe
Ogi the Great (5:20:26 PM): i'll publish that.
Ogi the Great (5:20:57 PM): "The Real Reason the South Lost: Y'all are just dumber, and you've been throwing the longest temper tantrum in history.'
jadakaine (5:21:43 PM): hahaha


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« Reply #40 on: April 22, 2010, 01:54:27 PM »
Sat there with some new girl, what is this? says (18:36):
*Rar.

Leese says (18:37):
*BEST PICTURE EVER
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_sSVPVUwTaZs/S8yRyoVtAcI/AAAAAAAAAFM/dhCuePRC7C4/s1600/pump.jpg

Sat there with some new girl, what is this? says (18:37):
*...
*that's both funny and creepy

Leese says (18:37):
*lmao
*well he's Keenan's kid
*what you expect?XD

Sat there with some new girl, what is this? says (18:37):
*aaah
*that explains it

Leese says (18:38):
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_sSVPVUwTaZs/S7IqpNbZuXI/AAAAAAAAAA0/aLHh47hs7TU/S760/27281_343848460615_724565615_5154810_6447531_n.jpg

Sat there with some new girl, what is this? says (18:40):
*aaww
*is that SJK's wife?

Leese says (18:41):
*yep

Sat there with some new girl, what is this? says (18:41):
*have you met her?

Leese says (18:41):
*nope
*but she knows who i am xD

Sat there with some new girl, what is this? says (18:41):
*that weird British chick with the Eddy tat

Leese says (18:41):
*or the SJK tat :P

Sat there with some new girl, what is this? says (18:41):
*:p
*you has SJK tat?
**is forgetful*

Sat there with some new girl, what is this? says (18:42):
*I know you have Never Walk Alone and 1666
*and deathbat

Leese says (18:42):
*she said on his facebook page he should hold a contest for his biggest fan. Then Jackie mentioned Milky has STAY DOWN on his knuckles and I said everyone knew that, but my tat was awesome and his wife said it IS awesome and she has to admit I win the title of SJK's biggest fan^^
Sat there with some new girl, what is this? says (18:43):

*:D
*awesome
*what is your SJK tat?

Leese says (18:43):
**.*.*.*.*Beautiful Disaster*.*.*.*.*           says (18:41):
*I wonder if she's ever heard that rumor >.<

Leese says (18:43):
*I hope not!
*apparently there's a rumor I slept with him

Sat there with some new girl, what is this? says (18:43):
*lol
Leese says (18:43):
*http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs146.snc3/17336_315909575655_511050655_5154255_5166113_n.jpg

Sat there with some new girl, what is this? says (18:43):
*oh yeah I remember that now lol

Leese says (18:45):
*lemme find that rumour thing^^

Leese says (18:46):
*Kev Ca$h:
*Oh and apparently did you know about the rumour about you sleeping with SJK?
Leese:
*I wish that was true ^^
Kev Ca$h:
*I know haha but yeah that is a legit rumour
Leese:
*From who and since when? ^^
*Kev Ca$h:
*Nova told me that it was all the buzz before after a 1PW show
*Dean etc said about it apparently
Leese:
*Awesome
*I'll go along with it XD
*I'll let him do the denying
Kev Ca$h:
*LMFAO!

Sat there with some new girl, what is this? says (18:47):
*LMAO

Leese says (18:48):
*closest I got to fucking him was an awkward hug that ended up groin pressing against groin because a drunken danny behind me decided to rub his ass against mine and press me into him ^^

Sat there with some new girl, what is this? says (18:48):
*LOL

Leese says (18:48):
*it was rather comfortable ^^

Sat there with some new girl, what is this? says (18:49):
*I'll take your word for it XD
*I'll refrain from pressing my crotch up against Keenan's

Leese says (18:50):
*lmao

Sat there with some new girl, what is this? says (18:51):
*I mean, it will be hard, but I'll be manful

Leese says (18:51):
*xD

Sat there with some new girl, what is this? says (18:51):
*...O.O

Leese says (18:51):
*hard

Sat there with some new girl, what is this? says (18:51):
*TOTALLY NOT HOW I MEANT THAT

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Re: HILARIOUS CONVOS!
« Reply #41 on: April 22, 2010, 02:17:29 PM »
Leese says:
 haha
 A7X are not any form of metal >.<
joyce says:
 Pussy metal!
 lol.
Leese says:
 
 you're mean
 leave the boys alone 
joyce says:
 What?  they attract teen girls like twilight does.     
 So therefore, twilight is to books, as ax7 is to metal.


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Re: HILARIOUS CONVOS!
« Reply #42 on: April 22, 2010, 04:23:38 PM »
Sam: Tony, how much have you had to drink today?
Tony: Four pints of heavy.
Sam: Four pints of heavy crude oil?
Tony: Might as well have been.
Jak: It tasted like Marmite.
Sam: Oh. But Marmite is good now because they're suing the BNP.
Hannah: What for?
Sam: Using them in an ad campaign without permission or something.
Jak: What, "Get all the Marmite faces out of our country?"


I'm glad I'm back online where convos are hilarious, as opposed to... well... that XD

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« Reply #43 on: April 23, 2010, 05:00:13 PM »
Zig says:
 lolgasmatron
joyce says:
 hahaha
Zig says:
 that's what optimus prime says when he peruses /b/



Hahahaha.


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« Reply #44 on: April 24, 2010, 01:49:19 PM »
George Smith, who handles Cancer Jiles over in DREAM and DEFIANCE, and I talking about Lariats.

CancerJiles (11:05:51 AM): haha, I think a sweet spot would be all the guys with lariats lining up, and lariat the same guy
SlpkntMONSTER (11:06:17 AM): Yeah
CancerJiles (11:06:18 AM): each time he gets lariated, he bounces of the mat like ric flair pooping back up, just to get larieted again
SlpkntMONSTER (11:06:29 AM): Pooping up eh?  lol
SlpkntMONSTER (11:06:31 AM): Pooping.
CancerJiles (11:06:33 AM): haha
CancerJiles (11:06:37 AM): popping*
SlpkntMONSTER (11:06:57 AM): I imagine people would feel their bowels loose after getting blasted by either a Hellfire or a Fujita Lariat
SlpkntMONSTER (11:07:35 AM): I know I'd shit my pants lmao
CancerJiles (11:12:47 AM): hahah

 


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